I think we can all agree that the 2024 Presidential Election has been a long and contentious battle for all of us. Both sides fought admirably, but in the end, there could only be one victor. While we bask in the glow of our success, we need to be mindful that things did not work out as planned for our valiant foes. It would seem that this election has especially taken a toll upon our resident Troll frens. Since Donald Trump has been declared the winner, our Troll frens have completely disappeared from the site. We, mods, are quite concerned for their continued health and wellbeing, and wish to offer an olive branch, a coloring book and crayons, and a safe space here in which to mourn their utter and total defeat. We ask any who wish to take advantage of this offer to please keep the wailing and gnashing of teeth below 150 decibels to be courteous to their fellow trolls.
WWG1WGA!
I've been told that crayons are contaminated with numerous shades of red, a recognized allergen. Please, whatever you do, remember the epi-pen for our sensitive followers.
Epi-pens are located in the First Aid Kit beside the door.
Hey, wait a minute! This Epi-pen is just a Pez dispenser.....
Oh.....!
Don’t feed the trolls crayons, they’re needed as snacks for stonk market investors.
Just give them the flesh colored crayon. Watch for the REEEEEEEE’S to flow…
What about the blind trolls? Are their coloring books in Brail!
The blind do need their leaders, after all...
But doesn't the color red contribute to climate change?
Kek.