24 Alien Invasion Schedule posted 7 days ago by ancroidubh 7 days ago by ancroidubh +24 / -0 Was the alien invasion scheduled for today or tomorrow? Asking for a friend... 16 comments share 16 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Aliens said they’d come back Jan 20 when we have a leader worth talking to.
u/#correct
yesterday... you missed it.
but, so did I.
Oh those darn aliens... they're always late.
Probably getting drunk and crashing their ships like usual. 🙄🤣
Maybe it’s APT?
It was scheduled for yesterday...
Oh yesterday, the alien story was fake and gay :)
Sarcasm is the wisdom of the fool and the rapier of the intellect...
They took a wrong turn at Alpha Centauri. Bugs Bunny reference. 🤣
Are you screaming and waving your arms as you run in circles out front of your house yet? Because as soon as you do, Project Blue Beam will start. 😂😂
Nah, I'm just blacking my sights and loading mags...
Yep. 😁
Yesterday. It was pretty fake and gay.
They were here yesterday, and I was like, "hey, how's it going?" The asked if Trump was sworn in yet, and I said next month! They said ok thanks we'll be back then.
Maybe the scheduled date is on an alien timeline?😉
They were in Miami a bunch of months ago and no one did anything?
Why have all the Big Greys disappeared?