85 Babylon Bee: Illinois Governor Vows To Eat An Extra-Large Deep-Dish Meat Lover's Pizza Every Day Until Trump Is Stopped (babylonbee.com) Embarrassing! posted 21 days ago by ZerroDefex 21 days ago by ZerroDefex +85 / -0 Hero: Illinois Governor Vows To Eat An Extra-Large Deep-Dish Meat Lover's Pizza Every Day Until Trump Is Stopped SPRINGFIELD, IL — Illinois governor Jay Robert Pritzker has taken a firm stance against Trump's recent deportations by vowing to eat an extra large deep dish meat lovers' pizza every day until Trump is stopped. 10 comments share 10 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Wonder what kind of child deep-dish meat lovers pizza is code for?
Well, paint him gray and slap a Goodyear logo on both his sides.
Spoiler alert, he’s already doing that.
Jay "Gravy Boat" Pritzker has been fulfilling that vow for decades
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All he needs are a few stains on his shirt and a bib. Greasy , J.B. Fatzker
What an excuse to over indulge.
He looks like he already eats 2.
“I beat anorexia. Ask me how.”
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