At least when he gets out of prison his law degree should be intact, but his arrest record will be hung around his neck for a long time. Hey buddy, I heard Walmart is hiring foe janitor positions. Just trying to help, ya know.
I just ate half a classic BMT and I couldn't even make it home before I had the worst explosive diarrhea. I was clenching my asshole as hard as I possibly could.
"Assault refers to the wrong act of causing someone to reasonably fear imminent harm. This means that the fear must be something a reasonable person would foresee as threatening to them."
His tribute to Subway’s (former) spokesman - Jared the pedo 😀.
Firm bread and tightly wrapped. To a libtard, that's a weapon.
He ought to know better....
Assault sandwiches? Sandwich Control?
There needs to be a background check to handle a 12 inch long sub. Democrats should be limited to 6 inches.
TBH...it's probably less dangerous to throw it than eat it but still..
Because they're mostly vegans and vegetarians and like their meatless sub from Subway? Just guessing lol
At least when he gets out of prison his law degree should be intact, but his arrest record will be hung around his neck for a long time. Hey buddy, I heard Walmart is hiring foe janitor positions. Just trying to help, ya know.
Subway...tunnels...former spokesperson. Is it making sense yet?
Way to go Pam; good job. I'm loving so much of what we are seeing these days.
I just ate half a classic BMT and I couldn't even make it home before I had the worst explosive diarrhea. I was clenching my asshole as hard as I possibly could.
This is extreme.
"Assault refers to the wrong act of causing someone to reasonably fear imminent harm. This means that the fear must be something a reasonable person would foresee as threatening to them."
Man fears imminent harm from a sandwich? Felony?
WTF!? Wonder what the punishment for a Twinkie or a marshmallow would be?!
according to the above, it'd be the same.