Can’t someone make a lotion or cream for the skin or hair that includes pig fat? Make it smell like bacon? Hang a piece of bacon around the girls neck while they are on the way to school and back or outside?
Not ideal but if a strip of bacon saves you from being attacked then…. There’s got to be a solution to this madness (until the people rise up and take their country back).
Serious question….
Can’t someone make a lotion or cream for the skin or hair that includes pig fat? Make it smell like bacon? Hang a piece of bacon around the girls neck while they are on the way to school and back or outside?
Not ideal but if a strip of bacon saves you from being attacked then…. There’s got to be a solution to this madness (until the people rise up and take their country back).
Guns. Lots of them.
Like a ham skullcap?
Bacon ... the new "garlic" to ward off vampires, errr rapists.