Funny as usual, Fester - but those ones about Mamdami are closer to the truth than people realize. If he gets in, NYC is cooked and a lot of people are going to be shaking their heads asking how it got to that point.
As of November 2025, there is no final vote to make daylight saving time permanent in the United States, despite ongoing legislative efforts.
The Sunshine Protection Act, which aims to establish permanent daylight saving time, was reintroduced in both the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate in January 2025, but it has not yet been brought to a vote.
The U.S. Senate previously passed the bill unanimously in March 2022, but it stalled in the House of Representatives and did not become law
Damn. Last night I was thinking how great it was that I didn't have to unload the groceries in the dark. Next week. If they can't get the CR passed, they can at least get this done. It's budget neutral.
Some of the best ones yet, what Legos do and I am supposed to be looking for something.... oh yeah, I think I think it was looking for a ......... damn, I forgot what I was looking for again.
"IT" was real "HARD", looking for the "hidden" weapon!!! I found a few weapons but not any hidden. I will need to do a strip search and body cavity check to be sure! For "ALL" our safety, of course!!!
Thanks Uncle Fester!!! I am going to enjoy my new job as a volunteer TSA officer!!!
I can not, even after performing exhaustive examination of the picture.
But, that's an oddly specific answer. A fine weapon, but kind of bulky for a formal dinner affair; I thought perhaps it was the gentleman to her right.
/u/BerlinWallCrosser complained about the "Last Picture Girl" in the previous Funnies.
I suspect he will have no complaints this week.
The last picture has two nice loaded weapons.
Kek
Does a man trap count as a weapon? Asking for a friend.
Yes,the very best.
You guys are finding all the secret weapons
User name checks out.
She might be sporting a pair of 40's there, or 10mm's depending on your flavor.
Looks like a pair of .38's
I took both barrels right in the eyes.
An American treasure for sure.
I need to watch one of her films....
"James Bond" girl material.
https://jamesbond.fandom.com/wiki/Plenty_O%27Toole
Murdered in the pool. Shame her flotation devices didn't work.
Kek!
Who we talking about
The girl with nice genes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Sweeney#:~:text=This%
u/berlinwallcrosser should complain more often. A very disarming look.
Funny as usual, Fester - but those ones about Mamdami are closer to the truth than people realize. If he gets in, NYC is cooked and a lot of people are going to be shaking their heads asking how it got to that point.
As of November 2025, there is no final vote to make daylight saving time permanent in the United States, despite ongoing legislative efforts.
The Sunshine Protection Act, which aims to establish permanent daylight saving time, was reintroduced in both the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate in January 2025, but it has not yet been brought to a vote.
The U.S. Senate previously passed the bill unanimously in March 2022, but it stalled in the House of Representatives and did not become law
My hubby said because they can decide they should just move time a half hour and give a little to both sides and then never change again!
Damn. Last night I was thinking how great it was that I didn't have to unload the groceries in the dark. Next week. If they can't get the CR passed, they can at least get this done. It's budget neutral.
Some of the best ones yet, what Legos do and I am supposed to be looking for something.... oh yeah, I think I think it was looking for a ......... damn, I forgot what I was looking for again.
Thank you.
"IT" was real "HARD", looking for the "hidden" weapon!!! I found a few weapons but not any hidden. I will need to do a strip search and body cavity check to be sure! For "ALL" our safety, of course!!! Thanks Uncle Fester!!! I am going to enjoy my new job as a volunteer TSA officer!!!
The "run up the middle" meme is very appropo for the weekend so far. 🤬🤬🤬
I kekked at the Lego White House East Wing Kit..😹
Great stuff.😁 Thanks. Carl Marx ...socialism ends in communism. Every time 🤡
Thank you, Unc!
Found it. A sig p365. Prove me wrong.
I can not, even after performing exhaustive examination of the picture.
But, that's an oddly specific answer. A fine weapon, but kind of bulky for a formal dinner affair; I thought perhaps it was the gentleman to her right.