Read the following as if you're watching Norm Macdonald on the old SNL
When asked how they were able to identify the gunman as not belonging to the secret service, officers replied "Our first clues were the septum ring and purple hair".
Multnomah County /mสltหnoสmษ/ โ is one of the 36 counties in the U.S. state of Oregon. As of the 2020 census, the county's population was 815,428.[1] Multnomah County is part of the Portland metropolitan area.
Portland police are too busy stuffing cash into thongs at gay bars.
Read the following as if you're watching Norm Macdonald on the old SNL
Haha yes thatโs good although itโs Portland so it might not work
LOL! Love it
BAHAHAHA 100% Norm ๐คฃ
GOOD.
Now hang their ass up on a street lamp next to those pairs of sneakers hanging up there...like a scarecrow.
I bet it would work well....Gonna act like animals? Gonna treat you like animals.
Now we don't need to waste money on a trial or execution...
Exactly.
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I gotta know what that cat is bumpin to ๐
Too late to tell him now but Trump was nowhere near Portland. ๐
wtf this is so fake
Could I bother you for the particulars that validate your otherwise opinion?
Here is a link provided by the article cited. https://www.portland.gov/police/news/2026/2/5/man-wanted-trying-shoot-security-officer-deceased-following-officer-involved?utm_medium=email&utm_source=govdelivery
I can't find anything with perplexity AI or on X.com
i agree
Was part of this just a made up story that published as a reminder to President Trump of the threat out there against him?
Threat is known. Same fucks killed Charlie Kirk, I imagine.
Another bites the dust! Genepool protected!
I mean, how stupid do you have to be to try and win a fight with multiple armed officers and with just a handgun at that?
Multnomah County /mสltหnoสmษ/ โ is one of the 36 counties in the U.S. state of Oregon. As of the 2020 census, the county's population was 815,428.[1] Multnomah County is part of the Portland metropolitan area.
More of these people need to end this way. Putting pieces of shit through the justice system is just a waste of money.
Portland police shot someone? Do they give them bullets now?
Is the whole writing on shells thing a satanic ritual?
When did portland cops start using bullets again?