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posted ago by RachelkillsBam ago by RachelkillsBam +139 / -0

I knew the Seahawks were to going win.

Not because the Patriots had the easiest schedule to the Superbowl and were frauds

I knew the Seahawks were going to win due to Sam Darnold

Why?

This may be retarded, but it was due to The_Donald

Remember that blast from the past? Remember TheDonald.win before it became Patriots.win?

When Sam Darnold got drafted, a parody sub-reddit of The_Donald was created called The_Darnold. Every post was made in the over the top bombastic speaking style that Trump uses talking about Sam Darnold (GEQBUS) versus Critical (Adam) Gase Theory, the Lib-RHULE media, etc.

Last year, The_Darnold made a comeback story for the ages starting for Minnesota, before getting mauled by the blue D (Detroit Lions) team at the end of the season, and out of the playoffs by the Rams (whose Uniform is of the Ukrainian flag colors)

BTW, I still find it a coincidence that the Ukrainian flag colored team (LA Rams) won the Superbowl against the Bengal Tigers team and then Russia (the Siberian Tigers) went to war with Ukraine a couple of weeks later.

Anyway, back to GEQBUS and Seattle.

Gets to the Superbowl. Knew he'd win.

But I was looking for something

A Number 17.

If there was a sign that this game was the go trigger for SOMETHING, where was the 17 trigger?

At one point, all the numbers of score added up to 17 and I thought that was it.

But that changed and all the numbers ended up adding up to a 15

I was a bit crestfallen until my girl pointed out that with the Superbowl win, Seattle had a 17-3 record, while the Patriots had 17-4

😳😳😳😳

Don't know if it means anything, but my tin foil hat is going to be donned for the rest of the night.