90 Chuck Norris died once. He went to go find the keys to Hell but found that Jesus already grabbed those, so he just killed Satan instead. (media.greatawakening.win) posted 110 days ago by StormzAComing 110 days ago by StormzAComing +90 / -0 7 comments download share 7 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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This one cracked me up... Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Kek
RIP
I heard Chuck Norris was once bitten by a snake and after days of agony ... the snake died. Then Chuck corrected me, he said he let the snake live.
When Chuck Norris goes into a hospital, it's a medical emergency ... for the hospital. But he resolves the emergency immediately.
Chuck Norris died once just to prove he was human. He'll be back. He didn't announce which day so as not to conflict with Jesus and Lazarus.
I wouldn't be surprised if Chuck Norris did get the honor of killing Satan the first time.
Sad news.
Chuck Norris died years ago but Death was too scared of a roundhouse to the face to collect him.
RIP.