40 The medical-environMENTAL establishment doing important work as usual (media.greatawakening.win) posted 1 day ago by HateNotHope 1 day ago by HateNotHope +40 / -0 15 comments download share 15 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Imagine living live in an advanced, technological country, in which you get bossed around by people wearing frozen spuds up their butts.
Warning labels are a record of what misadventures people have had with a product and then subsequently sued the company over.
So truthfully I’m not sure why you are surprised. That people need to be explicitly told not to shove things up their butts.
If whenever you shove a potato up your butt you consider it an actionable "misadventure", that is a genuinely hilarious take - upvoted!
"Here comes ole spud butt he be groovin up slowly".
😂
Purple Hair: Dammit! NOW what am I supposed to do with all these frozen potatoes?
What, are gerbils an endangered species now?
One potato, two potato, three potato four. Damn, they've been telling us forever.
This study cost 345 Billion dollars I bet.
Is this from a medical study? Or was there a noticeable statistical uptick of Emergency Room visits involving Potatoes shoved up assholes?
Both of which are sadly equally plausible in today’s day and age.
Who freezes whole potatoes?
What about the starving kids in Africa?
That is some real sick sh*t, right there.
They're using reverse psychology now, for the people who resist their other advice.
That’s racist. 🤣🤣🤣
I never thought of that
Here I was wasting my time and money on pineapples