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Enlightenment_Now 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh, this is sad.

Camo? They're obviously trying to hide who they are.

We know who and what you are, globalist scumbags.

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Enlightenment_Now 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why does she have a box-like body?

She has no curves at all.

That dress looks like a mattress or a mattress topper.

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Enlightenment_Now 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dang it, Elon.

Stop making me like you.

What you said sounds like something my father would say.

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Enlightenment_Now 1 point ago +3 / -2

Allegedly, Victoria's "Secret" was that she was a he.

Could be a rumor.

Or maybe not?

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Enlightenment_Now 18 points ago +19 / -1

Yes -- please stay strong.

We will need doctors in a few years when the others all either:

  1. Die, or
  2. Have Alzheimer's (15-20 years. And the spikes do lodge in the brain.)
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Enlightenment_Now 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just keep this in your back pocket until you need it.

As Coroner, I must aver

I thoroughly examined her

And she's not only merely dead

She's really most sincerely dead!

Guess we can change it to

As Coroner, I must confirm

I thoroughly examined him

And he's not only merely dead

He's really most sincerely dead!

(Confirm and him don't rhyme exactly but close enough.)

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Enlightenment_Now 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess they'll have to change the flag, then.

Dark blue or gray and black on the bottom?

How's that for some grim, morbid humor.

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Enlightenment_Now 3 points ago +3 / -0

The last 10-20% is just random suckers they found online.

The ones they will try to set up later.

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Enlightenment_Now 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you hear the nasty rumor about Q Elizabeth and P Phillip visiting an Indian school in Canada?

Supposedly, they left for a walk in the woods with a bunch of children and the children did not return.

Don't know if this is true or not.

Edit: Reminds me of the poem, The Walrus and The Carpenter.

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Enlightenment_Now 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe using the invasion at the border?

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Enlightenment_Now 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mad TV: macaroni salad

A woman is happy to bring macaroni salad to the potluck but wonders why no one wants to eat it...

https://youtu.be/MEpf05pcYA4

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Enlightenment_Now 2 points ago +4 / -2

Ew. Did you see #2, Pantene?

So much purple (Purple Revolution) in that pic. And all three in the front row are male, including the two in dresses.

Save us, Jesus Christ. Please save us!

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Enlightenment_Now 11 points ago +12 / -1

Import the third world become the third world.

If I could, I'd deport the lot of them.

Back home you go! Bye!

No asylum. You figure it out.

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Enlightenment_Now 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the Irish and Scots.

I think they may have become all northern Europeans.

Only some of them kept the "old" ways.

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Enlightenment_Now 1 point ago +1 / -0

My guess, for what it's worth, is that his computer was spying on him.

Maybe he didn't know he was being recorded.

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Enlightenment_Now 3 points ago +3 / -0

23% -- that's about the same percentage as the excess deaths in UK.

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Enlightenment_Now 9 points ago +9 / -0

Essentially, the Deep State is the Anti-Christ.

Worshipped by NPCs and brain-dead "leftists."

The Anti-Christ is here. Prepare accordingly.

Lift us up, Jesus Christ, so that we may bathe in your Glory.

Wash us free from our sins.

Let us radiate your Love and Power.

Let our presence alone destroy the Enemy as we radiate Your Holy Light.

Amen.

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Enlightenment_Now 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably the worst kind.

Appear to be your friend so they have a large group of trusting patriots they can sell out.

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Enlightenment_Now 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fully agree.

I'm a hillbilly.

With a couple of degrees, several languages, and some more stuff I won't talk about in detail. I really hate the stereotypes.

I think they exist to make fun of the people who settled this country and who place strong emphasis on family and farm.

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