Looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Now add a column titled, “Your tax dollars”.

Kevin McCallister (Macauly Culkin) from Home Alone? Everyone woke up late. 47 made a cameo.

Excellent job here!

My apologies to all boxes of rocks to use as comparison, but they can be proud to know that she is dumber than them.

That kid from Kindergarten Cop,

“Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina”

This isn’t a hard concept.

“Never give up. Never surrender.” It’s a famous quote from Galaxy Quest. You know, the movie where actors play their characters in real life. Hmmmmm.

17 Stars on the podium?