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artyjulia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faggot = Spiced meatballs

Fag = Cigarette

Bum a fag = Scrounge a cigarette

Spotted Dick = Not a venereal disease but a sweet made with raisins.

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artyjulia 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could have an open meeting via Twitter/X in one of the rooms of the committee corridor, live streamed as if Elon was giving evidence in the flesh.

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

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artyjulia 8 points ago +8 / -0

That will improve morale no end /s/

I pity these poor soldiers, i really do. To be send to die for nothing at all except to keep the ugly truth about Ukraine and NATO becoming public. May the Lord have mercy on their souls and welcome them into his kingdom at the end of their days

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artyjulia 2 points ago +3 / -1

If OP assumes that mental illness follows political vewpoints, it doesn't. Its an illness which anyone can get, it doesn't recognise politics, seuality, gender, age or even bank balances.

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artyjulia 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, scripture must be fulfilled. The anti christ has not revealed himself yet and the 3rd temple has not been rebuilt in Jerusalem.

The anti christ is seen as the savior of humanity, is very rich and charming and is followed by millions of people for his works and deeds.

Elon Musk fits this description nicely.

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artyjulia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice to see the Jewish Space Lasers made an appearance

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artyjulia 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder how many sub movies go together to make this one? thousands I should imagine.

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artyjulia 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am not too sure, they could have a "real doozy" of an outbreak of something truly horrible up their sleeves, I pray that if this is true its nipped in the bud.

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artyjulia 1 point ago +1 / -0

The usual, you are not left wing enough so are an enemy of humanity.

I got banned from /r/politics for telling them they would all turn on each other "no, we are all comrades, we don't do that"

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artyjulia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not forgetting drinking DC dry of vodka, of is that metal polish? Metal polish is OK but if you filter it through a couple of slices of bread and butter it's a lot better for you, no agonizing stomach cramps

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artyjulia 2 points ago +2 / -0

There has been chatter for some years now that a nuke would explode, this was mentioned by some "prophets" such as Amanda Grace, Julie Green and others. If they can be believed.

The old saying, be careful who you follow.

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artyjulia 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why did he post this nonsense? Have a look at the 1931 Nobel Prise for medicine Elon.....

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artyjulia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Harrumph! Aye Jimmy, Scotch is a drink ye ken, we are Scottish, and we are not some Sassenach bastards.

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artyjulia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fecking awful rag, i hope their earholes to to arseholes and shit down their shoulders.

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artyjulia 1 point ago +1 / -0

"The communists are stealing my vital bodily fluids Mandrake, this realization came to me in the act of love. The birds are flying Mandrake, the birds are on the wing"

There was a congressman in the 1940's who believed this, its where Terry Southern got the phrase from.

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artyjulia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feck orf! We have enough trouble with the Somali's and Bulgarian crackheads, at least they don't eat our pets.

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artyjulia 3 points ago +3 / -0

"What day is is it Piglet?" asked Pooh

"Its the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground" Piglet replied

"My favourite day" Said Pooh.

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