by Uhtred
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newnow 10 points ago +10 / -0

I thought the consensus was that she is as female as Michael Obama.

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newnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

They know exactly what they are injecting, but they don't know the exact effects on the human body.

Every batch of the vaccines is a slightly different formula. The greatest clinical trial of all time, and the test subjects are paying for it.

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newnow 9 points ago +9 / -0

1,518,720 pixels found in a dumpster at the gas station.

BTW, where did the full resolution video come from? I'm out of the loop.

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newnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, the director sitting in his chair, the DP standing behind him, and the idiot shoots right towards them, believing the gun is loaded with blanks? Any further information?

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newnow 3 points ago +3 / -0

This, most likely. No conspiracy, just pure stupidity. Hollywood has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for quite some time now.

As for her being an "investigative journalist" - she most likely graduated from a Soros-funded "journalism university" in the Ukraine in the early 2000s, and was later recruited by the globohomo media to work on anti-Russian articles and documentaries. Fits right in with her later career in Hollywood.

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newnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

VW Beetle was literally designed by Hitler. That's why the modern Nazis love it so much.

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newnow 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just a puppet, and I don't think it has any collectible value whatsoever. Why would it matter if there are duplicates?

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newnow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome to Part 2: black Secret Service agent shot an unarmed white female veteran, and is not sorry about it. Coincidentally, comes forward at the exact time when veterans are pissed off at the DC administration because of Afghanistan.

The most suspect thing: In the almost eight months since, nobody, not even 4chan, has found anybody who actually knew her in real life. No family, no friends, no coworkers. Except the "husband", who could be an actor as well, for all we know.

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newnow 15 points ago +15 / -0

Whoa! The best "Politics for Dummies" illustration I've seen in a while. I ripped it out of Twitter, just in case it gets disappeared: https://files.catbox.moe/kdmeab.mp4

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newnow 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you have any sources for this, please share. I know that that is the truth, if only by logic alone (as does everyone else in here, I assume), but we can't fight communist propaganda with hearsay.

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newnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

The "emergency ballot dump" function, which triggers if everything else (weighted counting, vote switching, forced adjudication) fails to put the preselected winner in the lead, might be hardcoded to trigger at 3:42 AM, at least in one of the versions of the voting machine software.

If you had obtained the source code, and watched it in action during the 2018 midterms, you would be 100% sure that there will be a big ballot dump at 3:42 AM on 2020 election night.

Then you declare national emergency at exactly 3:42 PM to throw the enemy off the scent, just in case.

To continue this train of thought, did anything significant happen at 3:15 AM on election night?

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newnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a group of "tourists" on a tour of the Capitol the previous day. Cover for the dress rehearsal. "Ashli" jumps into window, "agent" shoots a blank, "Ashli" bites on a fake blood capsule and falls to the floor, squib pack in belt and backpack activates on fall. They didn't test the squib pack in rehearsal because it would take them hours to clean the splatter afterwards.

For the live show, the producers put live rounds into the gun (these people are sick).

"Agent" fires but misses and hits the window frame. "Ashli", scared shitless, misses cue and drops the capsule instead of biting on it. The squib pack fails to activate (these people are stupid).

The stretcher crew does great improv by revealing her tit, which takes focus off the squib belt she was wearing.

She did it for a baggie of meth, you can see it in her eyes.

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newnow 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ever heard of double bluff?

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newnow 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's the same last name, it's just the feminine form, as is common in Slavic languages. Kellnerova = Kellner's (wife/daughter)

As for Mr. Kellner, he got rich during the privatization of state-owned assets after the fall of communism, same as Abramovitch. You're on good track there.

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newnow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Watch from 24:30 to 33:30. Three phone calls, beautifully arranged as a three-act drama. Modus operandi of seasoned swamp rats laid bare.

First, Biden postpones a prearranged meeting, since he still hasn't found a corruptible person within the incoming Trump administration, to ensure the continuation of business as usual. "They fired the guy before we got it done".

Second, "You know, Trump is like the dog that caught the car", meaning, that orange idiot does not know what he's getting into, it'll take some time to brush him off, but we'll make an example of him in the process.

Biden tries to pull Poroshenko in for the long run, "Kids are going to be singing songs about you 30 years from now"; "You're the first one who has a chance to actually set up a corrupt-free, democratic nation of Ukraine." And Poroshenko is like, "I don't give a fuck about Ukraine, I just want to pocket as much from that billion dollars as possible and GTFO to the Maldives."

In the third act, Biden throws in an offer for a Penn scholarship for Poroshenko's children.