"Mo hammered yu anus"??
I have got to get some new glasses...
It was meant to be "Letisha" but mum was so stoned that the one person in the room who could write didnt unna stan wot da birtin peepo was sayin anna sugga daddi wasa no w'ere to be seen...
Biggers gonna do what biggers gotta do.
" am i fat shaming here?"
Ben Shapiro getting in touch with his inner Hillar?. Or do they both have the same script writers.
Bet the receipt from the dry cleaners losts "remove grass stains from the elbows of the jacket and knees of the pants"
Best way to unblock a colon is with a high end enema. Kash is going to shove that hose a loong way in to shift those impacted turds. Go Kash!
"It's Ma'm" says the blobfish
The missing audio is "meep meep", (short pause), "meep meep", (short pause), "meep me....." and something like a coyote sniggering...
'Handy' post. Clearly making 'knobs' out of the pro'teste'rs. Gotta love the 'Tallywacker' attackers who are correcting the "Left Hand Jive' brigade. Bet they are a 'weenie' bit pissed. At least now their tricoloured logo has some 'balls'
Big Mike in a remake of "Shaft"?
Thank you, but now that you have heard it you will always hear it that way unless you sing along using the original lyrics.
Felony charges against a former first lady for fraud opens the door to did Joe benefit from the fraud. Nice little package to warrent further examination of where the money came from and went. After all, the Demented Dems kept screaming that "no one is above the law"
🎼. I see the bad moon risin'
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see bad times today...
Don't go the hospital tonight
Their bound to take your life
But There's a bathroom on the right. 🎼
Nope. Ive got metamucil which produces the same result without the need to bleach my eyeballs afterwards.
Thanks for the vid link. I am wondering if the current state of Francis's health is the result of his subversive tactics while sitting the chair of Peter. IMO, he is deserving of what he currently has.
They should make a KJP version. Would sell like hotcakes.
What's the charge for unintended nocturnal emissions??
Pedo Detector go "Ping", "Ping","Ping".
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Hey, Norwegian Ship's Captain, why didnt you call on the Norge air force to strafe the survivors and complete your utter total disregard for the law of the sea?
I especially like the hanged man one leg away from swinging. "No leg to stand on"?
A R M Y ! In hangman style. I did not catch thay thanks for pointing it out.
Well, he has had plenty of practice 'talking trash', lets see how he goes picking it. Bet he'll be sour.
I wonder how many extra kids got diddled that week