They already covered this idea in a sketch where some government ministers were trying to figure out how to tax "thingy". The punch line is that it will make chartered accountancy a lot more exciting.
You REALLY need to re-write that headline to include the word "Democrat" lawmakers in it. But in the annals of unenforceable laws, this one takes the cake.
Your going to get pulled over for " Suspicion Of Unapproved Ejaculation " Taken into custody so they get to see and touch your junk. Then take samples and tests to prove you did in fact ejaculate and then you have to produce the ' accomplice ' who is going to confirm she did in fact have eggs in the ready and she will have to commit to how and how many times. . . OR your going to be held in ejaculation restricted facility with a fitting of a Penis Boot or Gonad Bracelet for tracking purposes , including that $10,000 fine that will be sent to Act Blue. So with your shrinking blue balls and tracking unit, they have effectively Fucked You. No Lube.
Now that your on your new diet of Soy and endocrine disruptors, you should have thin limp wrists and be joining in on " Street Justice Campaigns " for the Act Blue team any day. Good Luck with that !
Is it their fancy way of encouraging condom use and if no condom and a pregnancy, then it's considered intentional and acceptance of responsibility for the child?
These demons think if they outlaw ejaculation people will have more permiscuous sex and therefore produce more unplanned babies. More unplaned babies means more abortions,"remember this is their demented logic".
their ultimate goal is to increase sacrifices to their demon god, they suck.👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻Instead God wins and they all go to jail, justice served.😃👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Abortion is murder. Big difference.
This is like charging women for having their period and wasting an egg.
Dems demonstrate once again that they are insane.
Insane and very stupid. They belong in the Babylon world where Bees sting them all day long.
I would love if the OH Repubs counter with that law lol.
What's the charge for unintended nocturnal emissions??
If you don't get caught, no consequence.
Not if the inspector is vigilant.
Howls.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
I can envision a number of Monty Python skits using this one. Like the "Ministry of hairy palms."
They already covered this idea in a sketch where some government ministers were trying to figure out how to tax "thingy". The punch line is that it will make chartered accountancy a lot more exciting.
Ha There is nothing new, eh?
Don't forget the "every sperm is sacred" song too...
That's right.
You REALLY need to re-write that headline to include the word "Democrat" lawmakers in it. But in the annals of unenforceable laws, this one takes the cake.
LOL
Now there is a job no one wants....emissions inspector. Let the meme war begin.
Howls.
This is a joke … Right?!
No. Told you Demonrats are stupid and evil.
There's a sperm bank joke where they're forced to drink it - "Now that wasn't so hard now was it" in there somewhere...
LOL.
There's a reason we kept women out of politics for millennia...
I think it's co-sign with a male lawmaker.
I think he forfeited his man card. He can pick another gender as far as I'm concerned.
LOL
Are you exempt if you're shooting blanks? Asking for a friend...
Howls. Hell if I know.
This has GOT to be the Bee. C'mon!
https://nypost.com/2025/02/13/us-news/ohio-bill-aims-to-make-ejaculating-without-intent-to-conceive-a-felony-costing-16k/
💀 holy shit it's real
Yes. I might be brain dead and say all kind of shit, but it's not a joke.
It's not.
When will they be coming round to fit the smart meters?
They did mine and I told them to shove it and take it back. They did.
That's wacky, lol.
Dems are not only evil, they're dumb as fuck too
Been saying that.
”Party of science" lol
You mean party of idiot science.
What ever happened with that "my body, my choice" thingy that the libbys always cling to?
And what about the fudge packers who's male partners can't get pregnant?
They covered that. alphabet sex is exempt.
You go and remind them.
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Kek!! I see what you did there.....
Came to comments hoping for abounding jokes. Yep. Satisfied.
Howls. Unfortunately, it's not a joke.
Your going to get pulled over for " Suspicion Of Unapproved Ejaculation " Taken into custody so they get to see and touch your junk. Then take samples and tests to prove you did in fact ejaculate and then you have to produce the ' accomplice ' who is going to confirm she did in fact have eggs in the ready and she will have to commit to how and how many times. . . OR your going to be held in ejaculation restricted facility with a fitting of a Penis Boot or Gonad Bracelet for tracking purposes , including that $10,000 fine that will be sent to Act Blue. So with your shrinking blue balls and tracking unit, they have effectively Fucked You. No Lube.
Now that your on your new diet of Soy and endocrine disruptors, you should have thin limp wrists and be joining in on " Street Justice Campaigns " for the Act Blue team any day. Good Luck with that !
OMG, you really have it all thought out.
Wait. These killers don't want babies! Getting a woman pregnant is anathema to them.
yes they want babies, part and blood.
Is it their fancy way of encouraging condom use and if no condom and a pregnancy, then it's considered intentional and acceptance of responsibility for the child?
Have no idea. Don't think leftish brains work that way.
How fucking stupid can they get?
Even if they can pass such a law they can't enforce it. This is just a stupid distraction from the war they are losing.
Obviously.
"Do as I say, not as I do," suddenly comes to mind. 😂
LOL
Is this law for teenagers too? asking for a lot of whackers out there! Kek
LOL
How about those wet dreams, huh, not to mention carrot waxing and monkey spanking and eel peeling? How else will the soup be flavored?
I guess IoT will help in blanket coverage of surveillance.
Howls.
These demons think if they outlaw ejaculation people will have more permiscuous sex and therefore produce more unplanned babies. More unplaned babies means more abortions,"remember this is their demented logic". their ultimate goal is to increase sacrifices to their demon god, they suck.👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻Instead God wins and they all go to jail, justice served.😃👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I was saying the same thing. They want babies for blood and parts.