Elon musk was a liberal darling. He was fighting global warming. He was saving the environment. Owning a Tesla was a badge of honor. Now Tesla vehicles are torched and anyone who supports him as a Nazi. I predict that the next person to head up DOGE will be somebody that will make the liberals heads explode. My money is on Jeff Bezos. Just imagine anyone with an Amazon package on their porch is a Nazi Amazon trucks getting attacked Amazon distribution centers getting fire bombed. Jeff Bezos was at the inauguration he has vast digital infrastructure capable of finding waste fraud and abuse on an epic scale. This is my prediction.
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i dont think it will be Bezos...hes to much of a pussy to endure what Elon is experiencing...maybe a good spot for Matt Goetz
Matt’s the first person I thought of. He would need a paycheck though. He’s not rich like Elon, who is doing it for free.
What if they just put Grok in charge? Reeee! AI is da nayzee!🤭
Gork, grok, sounds like a frog. 🤔😂🤣
Trump said Elon is staying in till the job is done
I thought he can only work in this capacity as a special government employee for 130 days. After that it may just be run by the secretaries but I think be is would be a good lightning rod to take the heat like Elon has. He can afford whatever gets thrown at him. He was at the inauguration. If this is what happens I will officially feel like I’m able to predict plot twists.
It’s not enough to just keep finding waste fraud and abuse. It needs to psychologically divide the dems the more moderate dems will split off. In the end 4-6 percent is what will be left of registered dems.
Lost forever.
I'm hoping we get someone who seems more like a nerdy-smart younger brother to Tom Homan.
What, are you saying, "a genius with an attitude"
Maybe someone with Big Balls?
They've already said what will come after Elon. The DOGE recommendations and responsibilities will go to the federal department secretaries. ...which is genius for a few reasons.
Why change a good thing?
Doge under Elon until the 250 year anni of USA, that's my hedge at present
Did anyone here actually read the EO? From these responses I dont think so.
That would be a powerful mind fk for the NPCs. I like it.
DOGE should be a PERMANENT office in every government agency from Federal to local!
It wouldn't make much sense to me because he has been such a black hat enemy of the people. Admittedly, this "show" does have some plot twists.
Tje face isn't as important as the hands finding the fraud.
Vivek still available.
Maybe Big Balls.
I suspect Elon would want to remain as CEO of Tesla. He owns only 12.8% of Tesla. So, the dems are not really hurting him, but rather all the other owners of the stock, lots of institutional investors, any one with a retirement fund that holds many mutual funds, etc. So, dems are hurting everyone including other dems…
I've seen worse predictions
INTRODUCING: Kamala Harris
“She’s gonna be great folks! She’s a real go-getter, and very pleasing to the ears — perhaps in other ways, I don’t know, that’s just what I’ve been told, but she’ll also be pleasing for the left, because she’s another unity pick, probably the most bipartisan choice between all the they/thems anyone can dream of. I was unaware of this before I ran for office the first time, but there’s an infinite number of bi-s out there — did you know that? I didn’t know that. I’ve never heard of that before, but that really seems to be the case. At any rate, she’ll work until her knees ache, getting our money back and praying to the Lord, too, which is another interesting thing I’ve been told about her, she’s a very faithful God-fearing person. So, there you have it, everyone — you’ll be very happy with this pick, I’m sure: Kamala Harris is your new Head of DOGE. CONGRATS!!!”
🤣😂🤣😂. Never gonna happen, but thanks for the laugh.