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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, some kind of global outage at SCORED (?). Just a guess.

The mods know. (scary background music with sudden, intense orchestral stab)

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Uncle_Fester 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like the "snark".

Maybe we can be friends.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good for them. It isn't working.

When 5% of the population is composed of a cohesive, non-native, militant group intent on your destruction, allowing for divergent reproductive rates between groups, the Danes will enjoy the current level of English "enrichment" (7%) in 25 years.

Just imagine what England itself will look like then. They need a King Arthur, Merlin, Lancelot and the old man at the "Bridge of Death" from scene 24 to pull off a Hail Mary.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

“The proposed sale will enhance Denmark’s capability to meet current and future threats by providing a credible force that is capable of deterring adversaries..."

Have the Dane's surrendered their country to the Muslims yet?

Consider: ~4 to 5% of the country is Muslim.

How about Merrie Olde Englande? ~7%

So, if your country is trending "...we surrender to Allah...", seems like you might be misdirecting defense resources.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Point of order: electricity rates are both temporal and spatial.

Point 2: For the last 25 years Hawaii is #1. Have they not figured out how to make steam via geothermal processes?

  1. Considering point 2, maybe they have tried it but every time they dig a lava flow pops up.
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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing is certain. Or guaranteed. Stickies are a gift.

(sort of like hickeys)

I suspect the Mods are busy with Venezuela topics today.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek to the power of .

Squared.

If only I could command a pair of 44's.

Wasted was my youth.

But happily so.

"I spent half of my money on liquor, gambling and women. The rest I wasted."

  • W. C. Fields
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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I'll light at least one of them with a $20 just for effect.

Seriously. 2026 will be unlike any other. Do it in style.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buckle up fren!

The best is yet to come.

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Uncle_Fester 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're welcome fren.

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Uncle_Fester 8 points ago +8 / -0

I didn't get that one either. All I could come up with was...

"Dope in a boat".

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Uncle_Fester 15 points ago +15 / -0

My sincere appreciation and compliments to u/Joys1Daughter for doing the heavy lifting during my absence last week.

u/#waynesworld

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