? NOW IT'S JUST GETTING STUPID China pushing ANAL SWABS for covid testing. (seriously) So if covid is in your BUTT, why do you need to wear a diaper on your FACE?
? These people are sick! ?
(From naturalnews.com)
submission through humiliation
Greys?
Prepare your eyes and ears. If you don't let someone go 2 knuckles deep, youre a bigot and don't care about people. And if you read the article, they did this at an elementary school. Tested all kids and staff.
Fuckin'hell
What in the fuck.
Part of the CCP plan to humiliate "Round Eyes" Americans. Bend over USA, we control you! No, Traitors, the Biden Administration is already controlled by White Hats, and soon that will be evident.
It's been used in China right now.
Not that it wouldn't be used elsewhere, but China is doing it to its own citizens.
The CCP hates it own citizens too. Next they'll require the sniff test with every swab. Sickos.
It's insane huh.
Think about it like this - a Virus with 99.8% survival rate, shuts down the entire world, robs people of freedoms, throws the third world into starvation,.
People aren't dying enough to justify the above, so they have to start bringing in rules like "If person died 30 days from testing from ANYTHING, it's the virus," or "Every death must be classed as suspected COVID".
A vaccine is released - magically a new variant pops up. It's not more deadly, just more transmissive.
Anytime it's politically needed, the virus pops back up.
No one know where it came from, except whoops, we have the documents to prove Fauci paid for it. Silence every doctor who tells the truth. Only truth is Fauci truth.
Face masks don't work. Then they do. Then they don't. Then you should wear 500 of them until you can't breathe.
PCR tests can't give false positives. Don't be a conspiracy theorist. Oh, look, PCR tests GAVE false positives whoops. Sorry everyone.
Forget PCR, we need to swab your asshole for the virus!
If this were an excuse that the average person gave to the government, they'd call you a crackpot, a dangerous conspiracy theorist and a liar.
The government does it and "THE SCIENCE I SETTLED".
China is asshoe. FIFY.
China IN asshoe. FIFYA.
Just avoid eating other people's shit whenever possible
Man that's gonna very hard. How can I go on not being able to freely munch on a poopsicle?! They're taking our freedoms dammit
Seriously, I don't understand all this "anal play" that people seem to be into.
That's nasty.
You can get all sorts of things from there, including tapeworms.
How much you want to bet leftists would be more than willing to walk around with a butt-plug
Half of them already do.
Remember back when covid first started and everybody rushed out to buy toilet paper...
Wonder if they atleast change their gloves between swabs cause I heard they don't for oral swabs.
Next they are going to find organisms like ecoli who work in digestion and accuse them of disease oh wait.. GUYS EVERYONE HAS A LITERALLY ATOM BOMB IN THEIR BUTT ITS CALELD POOP KILL AL HUMANS FOR GAIA!! NOW
They're trying to wake people up! If this doesn't wake them up, how far will they have to go?
All kidding aside, what better way to bring the positive cases down if you test for it where you'll never find it. All of those will be negative..."look, we cured it"
Fauci says if you use 2 used Anal Swabs as a mask You 100% guaranteed against Woohan Flu
No worries, for the majority of liberals/progressives it is the same orifice.
Adam Schiff is "behind" this! Kek
OMG it all makes sense now. They weren't afraid of cow farts because of the effect on the environment. They realized early on their potential to spread benign, yet over-hyped viruses.
All joking aside, I would love to see the look on Pelosi or Fauci's face, as they waddle onto a stage, wearing two masks and a buttplug.
Its a fartatory virus. Don't you know anything?!?
Yeah, there's gonna be big market opportunity in big pharma fart suppressors, balloons and filters. "Your butt balloon shows your fart heart❤"