Suez plan..... this could work!
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I know this is a joke, but to anyone who thinks some winches would work...
That ship weighs as much as two skyscrapers. Any chain or winch you put on there will snap before you budge it a single centimeter. (Which is why the wind excuse for this whole mess makes no sense.)
That's why tugs exist, they exert even pressure over a larger area so you don't snap the chain, tear off the winch, or rip open the bough.
And trust me, you don't want to rip open the bough.
Any cables/chains you see are for alignment of the tugs rather than pull force on the cargo ship.
Logic ruins all fun.
Call me a physics fag.
The entire weight of the ship is not on the sand. A lot of it is born up by the water.
Ratchet straps may work. All you really need to do is move the sand out of the way. The oceans are pretty big.
We all know what happens when the bough breaks...
I heard a weight of 200,000 tons thrown out there.
I hear a fat lady joke in there.
stacy abrams if true
and stacy abrams if ridiculously false, as well.
stacy abrams especially if ridiculously false.
because she's a liar and a tub of lard.
Sigh