Anyone else see this lol? I'm all for seeing us back in space, but either I've been working too many hours or this Bezos thing came out of nowhere
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This ship looks like a piece of garbage??? What the heck am I watching lol?
It honestly looks like a overused carnival ride 5 years overdue for inspection.
It can't possibly carry a payload, so what's the purpose of this thing besides a novelty?
First divorce, then fake your own death. What better way to keep your I'll gotten gains?
Something feels WAY off with this. I guess we will see in 7 minutes.
6....5.....4.....3......2......1....
Not his first Dildo Ride.
That rocket shape tells me everything I need to know about that. That said, I watched it, and compared to E. Musk and Spacex I was underwhelmed.
No he made it successfully
How do we know they didn't swap out Bezos in the car ride or the little cabin at the top of the launch pad?
Plastic penis lives matter! 🤣🍒🍌
wtf is blue origin lmao is this a new series of the movie? xD
one can only hope
Lost In Space is something we dream of with this 😃🤡
Haha right? When did this slip in on us.
I saw footage of him in a craft and people floating around.
Did they already go up? Fill us in!
So fake and stupid. I’ve been on carnival rides that went higher.
CBS reported that he "streaked into space." Couple this spaceship with the leaked dic pics, and Bezos seems overloaded with overcompensating...
Bezos launches a giant dick into space looks like Dr Evil. I can't wait to see what the memelords come up with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuWMcl0bhu4
Lol... it does look like a dildo.
Faux News - and Faux Biz - covered the launch nonstop all morning. From pre-checks all the way to the champagne showers after landing.
In engineering, scientific, and financial terms this is a non-story. Space-X did all this a year ago.
Why is the DS pushing space Bezos so hard??
Put another quarter in it...🤣🎇
Space cadet
Yeah I’m sure he got all the proper clearances too
Jeff Fuc Retard and the starship Dildoprise