My place of emoloyment just announced theyre going back to employees wearing masks. While the sheep are going to oblige, ive already informed the people in charge theyll have to fire me or let it go. My position isnt important but we're hurting for employees as it is. Time will tell if theyre corrupt enough to follow through. Time to get ready for the fun part
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Holy fuckall!! Did you just assume his gender?!
Can we get a mod in here to eject this deplorable?!
/s
Nooo, it was a moment of weakness! 🤣😃
REEEEEE!!!!
Fren, sounds like you're in need some energy, to help increase your energy stores and revitalize your body...
Take 1 whole chicken, remove the skin (you can keep that for frying up other foods later)... cut it up into smaller pieces, place into a small ceramic bowl.
Next cut up some ginger. You have two options...
Furious-Tornado option -- thick slices of ginger, when you think it's enough, it's not. Double what you just put in the ceramic bowl.
Gentle-Spring option -- don't bother, this is for big-tech employees needing a spa day because they think they worked hard all day sitting in their oversized cubicle debating the merits of allyship and gender equality.
Salt, Pepper,
Place the ceramic bowl into a large enough pot, then steam for 45-60m.
Your Elixir is ready. Drink the liquid for immense energy boost, and you can enjoy the chicken with your favorite grain.
Enjoy!
LoL, I don’t know if this would be good or not, but I like chicken! Heck I’ll give anything a try. 👍
Years ago, I used to fry diced turkey with glacé ginger. Kids hated it, which means that I was forced to eat theirs, too.
Deport seems in order.../sarc