the one angle from which she looks slightly attractive
I figured the only angle like that was through beer goggles. Then I think beer can't possibly be strong enough, and I figure it must be tequila or something more potent.
DING DING DING!!! We have the official number of beers (imported, but it'll do) necessary to make her attractive!! (I'd follow up with, "we have a winner!" but I'm not sure anyone wins in this scenario.)
Whats with her psychotic stare?
Oh you know the thing
It's the dead eyes, man. They all have them.
It's just the one angle from which she looks slightly attractive. I'm sure she has it down to a science.
Less unattractive ≠ slightly attractive
Eh, if you remove everything we know about her she doesn't look half bad here. But what difference, at this point, does it make.
I figured the only angle like that was through beer goggles. Then I think beer can't possibly be strong enough, and I figure it must be tequila or something more potent.
DING DING DING!!! We have the official number of beers (imported, but it'll do) necessary to make her attractive!! (I'd follow up with, "we have a winner!" but I'm not sure anyone wins in this scenario.)
Definitely need whiskey....scratch that, moonshine.
prolly got tips from Zuck
Ewwww. None for me, thanks! Once a skank, almost always a skank. KEK
It comes with chronic liberal insanity.