I went into a store to purchase something the other day and the fellow running it was an absolute madman. He had barriers set up extending about 5 feet from the counter so you could barely see the products back there anymore in any detail - as soon as you walk in he dons his mask (because that's how it works).
He mentioned that his products were ultra hard to get now because factories are shutting down when detecting one cases which I made the mistake of saying "That sounds a little excessive." - His reply was that he was glad this is what's happening and what should happen, going on about all the "mobile morgues" being brought into the local hospitals (not true).
He went on to tell me all kinds of crazy things and I just wanted to buy a single item.. I got the whole life story about he allegedly murdered children for the US government and "got hard ons" for that job, but it gave him terrors and being that he did what he did, he "knows all about dictators first hand" and "watched a dictator run the country for 4 years" and went on about how this still unnamed individual buddied up to North Korea so they would manufacture his products. Even further he declared that we are headed to civil war and it's all because of "the dictator" who caused permanent separation of families..
These people are crazy and the media has melted their minds. Sorry for the random anecdote but that's what it brought to mind.
“… that’s a conspiracy theory there and has been debunked many times by the media repeatedly, please stop spouting this delusional nonsense. Stop spreading misinformation.”
I went into a store to purchase something the other day and the fellow running it was an absolute madman. He had barriers set up extending about 5 feet from the counter so you could barely see the products back there anymore in any detail - as soon as you walk in he dons his mask (because that's how it works).
He mentioned that his products were ultra hard to get now because factories are shutting down when detecting one cases which I made the mistake of saying "That sounds a little excessive." - His reply was that he was glad this is what's happening and what should happen, going on about all the "mobile morgues" being brought into the local hospitals (not true).
He went on to tell me all kinds of crazy things and I just wanted to buy a single item.. I got the whole life story about he allegedly murdered children for the US government and "got hard ons" for that job, but it gave him terrors and being that he did what he did, he "knows all about dictators first hand" and "watched a dictator run the country for 4 years" and went on about how this still unnamed individual buddied up to North Korea so they would manufacture his products. Even further he declared that we are headed to civil war and it's all because of "the dictator" who caused permanent separation of families..
These people are crazy and the media has melted their minds. Sorry for the random anecdote but that's what it brought to mind.
Fren… that would’ve been the time to day;
“… that’s a conspiracy theory there and has been debunked many times by the media repeatedly, please stop spouting this delusional nonsense. Stop spreading misinformation.”
"Stop Fake Newzin' me!"
Brilliant!
Yeah do not go into that store again.
I am reminded of Gary Larson's Far Side.
"How Nature Says 'Do Not Touch'."
Maybe the dude's name was "Doug". https://i.pinimg.com/originals/32/85/e9/3285e972d02c0fd7e89f094b0626be32.png
Nicely done.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/59/40/a0/5940a0418f8fba87393217ae33d8f119.jpg
Prions from the death jab. It's why the CDC said to prepare for the zombie apocalypse.
Will Smith is a pedo
I'm still trying to figure out how the woman drove onto Manhattan island when all bridges, and presumably all tunnels, were blown by the military :)
Gonna be like Shaun Of The Dead!
That’s when I say, “ You need to stop watching TV. It’s all lies.”
“You've been watching the evening news again, haven't you..?”
Oh, I like that much better. Thanks! These assholes needed to be mocked and this does it!
Say it just like Dorothy Zbornak.
Works wonders when used properly. 😉
Where is it even being printed that there's mobil morgues being set up anywhere?
Exactly. Just like those ridiculous stories about a freezer truck picking up corpses.