Only a psychotic white supremacist would take a dangerous baby drug off- prescription.
Personally, I'm waiting for the rumored Phizeperin™, a new wonder drug that's designed to do exactly what baby aspirin does, but it's $20 per pill and guaranteed not to turn you into a baby.
There certainly are a lot of effective treatments for the deadliest thing since the Black Plague. These should all be remembered. Some people will be terribly angry. For instance, this is the first time I've seen aspirin mentioned as a therapy, yet many older people take it already, the effect should have been noticed earlier. Yet every treatment regimine says take tylenol for comfort.
Aspirin? You mean like what’s in baby aspirin? Are you a baby!?!?!? Trust the science!!!
Only a psychotic white supremacist would take a dangerous baby drug off- prescription.
Personally, I'm waiting for the rumored Phizeperin™, a new wonder drug that's designed to do exactly what baby aspirin does, but it's $20 per pill and guaranteed not to turn you into a baby.
I'm waiting for the modernasprin
I thought aspirin was a painkiller used for injured horses…
There certainly are a lot of effective treatments for the deadliest thing since the Black Plague. These should all be remembered. Some people will be terribly angry. For instance, this is the first time I've seen aspirin mentioned as a therapy, yet many older people take it already, the effect should have been noticed earlier. Yet every treatment regimine says take tylenol for comfort.
Just don't buy Bayer.
Fun fact, Bayer Aspirin was released the same year as Bayer Heroin.
can I buy this at the horse feed store? 😂
On that basis Salicin may be worth exploring, similar mechanism of anti-inflammation. Comes from the bark of the willow tree.
81mg slow release Aspirin for Heart patients....