Biden suddenly and unexpectedly dies during routine colonoscopy. Kamala to be sworn in as president immediately.
🐴 SHITPOST 💩
Just kidding. I know you all needed a laugh.
I wonder what they'll find in his asshole
Obama condom?
......his brain....or a hamster
I say Hillary will pop out.
A swollen DEPENDS that he sucked up in there.
Durham
they gave him an enema and he shriveled up and died
Build Back Butthole.
u/Death_Metal_Patriot : would you be laughing when it become truth ?
...whereupon she nominated Karl Marx to be her new VP. (guess what comes next)
Resign? He's not coming out alive. Watch.
Kamala found lurking around Joe Biden’s hospital bed with a pair of wire cutters screaming, “Cut the cord baby!”
WITCH! Get outta here with you tea leaves! :)
If he dies it will be known as a kamaloscpy
I think he will not die, but be diminished and it will be the last straw to 25th him. Then he disappears into extended care forever.
Maybe not die right away, but maybe comes out with an unexpected cancer diagnosis and needs to retire immediately and focus on his health.
Something like that. Or he could plausibly have "an unexpected reaction" to anaesthesia and just not able to get his thoughts together as he usually does. Too many people haven't noticed how incompetent he really is. This makes them pay attention.
Shit for brains Biden would die during this procedure since they clear all the crap out anyway.
Apparently the colonoscopy equipment gave him a lobotomy. Rare occurrence except for head up their ass liberals.
Biden should be fine, he’s used to having Obama’s arm up his ass.
Did he shit himself to death?