"My husband comes from a very conservative family and will only allow our children 13 and under to identify as binary genders. Our 15 year-old is a Lunarian Gender Agnostic Panqueer sexual and our 17 year-old is mud. They are doing great.
The problem is with my 13 year old who only identifies as a boy no matter how many times I've tried to explain the bountiful options available on the gender spectrum. Last week I heard moaning and grunting coming from his room and had the proud thought my child is discovering his sexuality. I unlocked his door and let myself in to see if there was any advice or erotic literature I could provide to assist him on this journey. To my dismay, he was lifting weights!
When my Agenderflux life partner stopped by after vegan yoga, I shared the bad news and we tore his room apart. Under the mattress we found 3 different (brands?) of Bibles and a prayer journal full of things concerning ME! Furthermore, we dug through his internet search history and found a bunch of American history links about the Constitution and the banking system. What does he even know about banks? The only money he has comes from his newspaper delivery and yard care business.
But, the absolute worst thing was a website called 'greatawakening.win'
I point blank cornered my 13-year-old and demanded an explanation. "They EAT BABIES, mom! They EAT BABIES!" was all he would say.
I don't know how I have failed as a birthing person and could use some advice from any genderqueer POC on your staff. Thank you."
Some crazy extremists on TV claimed that cities needed to be locked down, people needed to be catalogued and tracked like animals everywhere they went, and worst of all, that a designated enemy class of person could be banned from buying food.
I guess they must be the followers of this Qanon that I keep hearing about.
"My husband comes from a very conservative family and will only allow our children 13 and under to identify as binary genders. Our 15 year-old is a Lunarian Gender Agnostic Panqueer sexual and our 17 year-old is mud. They are doing great.
The problem is with my 13 year old who only identifies as a boy no matter how many times I've tried to explain the bountiful options available on the gender spectrum. Last week I heard moaning and grunting coming from his room and had the proud thought my child is discovering his sexuality. I unlocked his door and let myself in to see if there was any advice or erotic literature I could provide to assist him on this journey. To my dismay, he was lifting weights!
When my Agenderflux life partner stopped by after vegan yoga, I shared the bad news and we tore his room apart. Under the mattress we found 3 different (brands?) of Bibles and a prayer journal full of things concerning ME! Furthermore, we dug through his internet search history and found a bunch of American history links about the Constitution and the banking system. What does he even know about banks? The only money he has comes from his newspaper delivery and yard care business.
But, the absolute worst thing was a website called 'greatawakening.win'
I point blank cornered my 13-year-old and demanded an explanation. "They EAT BABIES, mom! They EAT BABIES!" was all he would say.
I don't know how I have failed as a birthing person and could use some advice from any genderqueer POC on your staff. Thank you."
I think your English is too good to deceive [them]. You need to slip in a few typos, "would of", and "ect."
I hereby grant any of you Qanons (lol) permission to modify to taste and submit. 😂
That whole thing was sick but the fact that she was excited to catch him jerking it took the cake. Wtf is wrong with these people?
Some crazy extremists on TV claimed that cities needed to be locked down, people needed to be catalogued and tracked like animals everywhere they went, and worst of all, that a designated enemy class of person could be banned from buying food.
I guess they must be the followers of this Qanon that I keep hearing about.
"F.J.B" != "They are saying lets go brandon"
like:
"Q sticker" != "Qanon sticker"
Link... https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2021/11/20/has-your-family-been-affected-by-qanon-online-extremism-or-conspiracies-we-want-to-hear-from-you/?outputType=amp
I am sure we can find something suitable in The Bee!
All they have to do is to look here for the insane stories:
https://www.reddit.com/r/QAnonCasualties/
We could take some of these, twist them around a bit and submit them as real accounts.
Turn in your relatives.
Make sure you use lots of symbolism, like the number 17 and words that start with "Q."
🤣🙄 Extremely effected! I won’t shut up and I’m sure my hubby wishes I’d talk about something else. He’s to nice to tell me to change the subject.