Has the CNN clock ever gone above 5 days without an employee being caught committing a sex crime?

its babylonebee though. so now i cant tell.

Edit: ...since an employee was caught committing a sex crime.

So when they hit day 10 without a sex crime, the employees stand around and clap. They give the stink eye to any possible perp, warning them, not to blow this.

The Bee is so much better than the Onion.

That's a count up, not down.

Unless... Oh my.

Lol they need a "pedophile count tracker" like theyve done EVERY DAY SINCE COVID

Jeffery Toobin has entered the Zoom

"Years since an employee DIDN'T lie their ass off on camera -- minus 12-plus."

😂🤣😂🤣