Jonah Hill jokes Baby Yoda isn't responsible for his black eye...
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Ever heard of the Black Eye Club?
I see there's one downvoting child toucher in the group today apparently.
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I think it's to distract from the black eye, which he's forced to publicly reveal for whatever reason.
It looks like Hill's been hanging with Leonardo DiCaprio after they co-starred in Netflix's Don't Look Up.
Apparently variety.com published a piece making it seem like Jonah was in a feud with Baby Yoda and Jonah ranted about it on his Instagram page.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYxsIHCrdKT/
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Looks like Page Six did a piece on this as well-
https://pagesix.com/2022/01/26/jonah-hill-blames-black-eye-on-feud-with-baby-yoda/
Hill's claiming the black eye is the result of a surfboard accident, so there's that.
Aaaaand... the running joke (more like truth) with Leo is that he's a serial pedo. Gervais has made jokes about it during pretty much every golden globes he's hosted.
A surfing accident? Hahahahahahaha.
I surf. Started surfing at 14, I'm now 45. I've surfed all over the world, including Hawaii. Never had a black eye from it. Plenty of surf rash, a little reef rash in Hawaii, and a broken nose from when a buddy and I collided and his board hit my nose, but never a black eye. Never even seen someone get a black eye from surfing, either.
He's a pedo.
I mean if you get smacked in the eye by someone else's board that's going to bruise. It's concerning that another actor has popped up with this, but let's not be retarded and conflate our own life's experiences with someone else's.
I've never broken a bone doing literally anything I've done, so I guess therefore no one else can?
Do you see how weak of an argument that is?
You have to be able to understand something in order to pick it apart.
Bingo. He had to pay the Piper eventually. Molech must feed.
Black eye club?
Here.these ppl are sick!! https://welovetrump.com/2021/03/25/adrenachrome-black-eye-club-finally-exposed-in-detail/
Jonah really lost weight and bulked up. I was proud of him, insofar as from one formerly large (still large but gaining it in better ways too) person to another.
But now I have a few concerns that he's part of panda eye club.
Are you aussie? The way you just used the word "cunt" flowed so well. If you're not. Well done! If you are - another one spoootteeeddddd!!! Hahahaha.
All seriousness ... has the community come to a valid conclusion of what is causing the black eyes?
Lack of a-chrome? Or a back hand from the orange man himself and forced to show he copped it too? Would love to know the general logical theory here.
Man, I wish that was my job. Siren the face puncher reporting for duty.
Dude. At this point the word "retard" is considered too offensive to be said, and I've seen Aussies, Americans, Canadians and the Brits all bitch when it's used now.
Let the sentence enhancements flow. Only reasons to self censor are when in polite company or in front of children at this point.
Yes, another Hollywood Jew who probably took shots in the ass from Sandler just to get a role. Now, he has to tat himself up and grow a beard to convince himself and others that he has a shred of masculinity.
Its coming to the point where basically anyone who's ever been on camera - outside of family films etc ... is a pedo.
Rising in the ranks of the unfettered brick layers.
Despite the black eye, that dude looks much better than he used to.
Idk if hes a ds shill or not (probably is/was) but his health is heading in the right direction.
Beat me to it..good one..kek.
Sending out comms to his fellow Satanist that's all, the baby Yoda thing is nothing. Has he had a black eye before? If not he's just showing he's in the club now.
He could be a pedo. He also could have received a black eye from the Jiu jitsu he practices literally every day.
Dude just got jumped in the rest of the way.