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Uri Geller Warns NASA To Prepare For ‘Mass Alien Invasion’ After Scientists Discover ‘Huge Energy Source’ Coming From Space (en-volve.com)
posted 3 years ago by IamShado 3 years ago by IamShado +21 / -0
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– Charmark20 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

Please explain, even if there WAS an alien invasion, how exactly would a Gov. agency 'prepare', when they can not stop the Real alien invasion on our southern border?

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– AusStormWatcher 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Couldnt organize a root in a brothel.

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– Retaining_H2O 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Prepare for the giant alien SQUIRREL to distract you.

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– doug1956 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Dude fixed my broken watch in 1974 when he was on late night with Tom Snyder. All I did was put it up to the screen.

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– CasuallyObservant 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Serious or sarc?

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– doug1956 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Absolutely serious. It didn’t wind or work for years. Did what he said, a minute later it wound and worked fine. Used it for 15 years till it wouldn’t work any more. Don’t know if he bent spoons with his mind but he surely fixed that watch.

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– CasuallyObservant 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Fantastic!

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– LoneWulf 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Tricks With Watches

Two New Zealand psychologists who studied Mr. Geller's “watch‐repairing” feats found that jewelers were not much impressed. They said that many supposedly broken watches had merely been stopped by gummy oil, and that simply holding them in the hand would warm the oil enough to soften it and allow the watches to resume ticking.

The researchers, Dr. David Marks and Dr. David Kammann of the University of Otago, tested the method and found that anyone holding a “broken” watch in his hand for a few minutes and then shaking it could start it about half the time. This is a slightly better rate than Mr. Geller achieves.

https://www.nytimes.com/1975/12/13/archives/magicians-term-israeli-psychic-a-fraud.html

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– Sadness 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Who believes Uri though? He could not bend spoons with his mind if the spoons had been blacked with candle soot.

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– CaptainChaos345 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Exactly this; he's a Mossad shill 100%

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– NorthusMaximus 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Uri MK Ultra Geller? That guy? Please. Very well programmed.

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– Aspie 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

"Uri Geller"

Ignore this post.

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– AusStormWatcher 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

No they just found the rest of Faucis Ego

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– eyerighteye 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Finally lol.

Enjoy the show.

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– CasuallyObservant 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Uri Geller? Do we even wanna believe that guy?

This reminds me of the excellent X-files episode titled: "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose".

The plot involved a serial killer who was quietly murdering all the psychics, mediums, and fortune tellers in the area. The murderer would go to each for a 'reading' and then he would mock them and say, 'You should have seen this coming" as he killed them.

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully were put on the case to find and stop the man from killing any others and had to meet with numerous other 'fortune tellers' in the area to warn them. Neither Fox nor Dana believed their 'psychic visions' and seemed to treat them all with a bit of amusement and ridicule.

In the end, they both learned in quite comical ways how correct those 'visions' really were!

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– Junionthepipeline 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Was he the guy in vibes

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– CasuallyObservant 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Do you mean the 1988 movie 'Vibes'? If so, that was Jeff Goldblum.

If you don't remember Uri Geller, he is described thusly:

"Geller is an Israeli-British illusionist, magician, television personality, and self-proclaimed psychic. He is known for his trademark television performances of spoon bending and other illusions. Geller uses conjuring tricks to simulate the effects of psychokinesis and telepathy. Geller's career as an entertainer has spanned more than four decades, with television shows and appearances in many countries."

"Geller became famous demonstrating on television what he claimed to be psychokinesis, dowsing, and telepathy. His performance included spoon bending, describing hidden drawings, and making watches stop or run faster. Geller said he performs these feats through willpower and the strength of his mind. His apparent ability to bend metal objects during his television appearances came to be known as the "Geller effect" and made Geller a celebrity."

"Magicians have called Geller a fraud, due to his claims of possessing truly psychic powers."

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– DigitSoldier 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Moar popcorn plz!

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– wasupwitdis 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

does this mean we need to support their asses too??

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– LoneWulf 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Since when has Uri Geller been a credible source?

https://pranksters.com/uri-geller/

https://www.nytimes.com/1975/12/13/archives/magicians-term-israeli-psychic-a-fraud.html

https://groovyhistory.com/amazing-randi-uri-geller-tonight-show

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– Mr_toads_meh_ride 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

"it must be that star that theoretically exists.". Their explanation is just as much conjecture as saying "it's aliens."

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