The damned time line is completely fubar now.
In the report I am writing, I used the line "Drive by fruiting" from Ms. Doubtfire. I went to go find a clip of it so I could include it, but apparently it's now "Run by fruiting."
This time shift had better be worth it.
"Just" the Mandela effect.
And yes, Ricky Ricardo DID say "Lucy, you got some splainin' to do." My mother used to watch reruns of that when I was a kid. I saw it all the time. I remember it as plain as day. I'm ok with that time shift I suppose. It's no big deal, but "run by fruiting" is a "drive by fruiting" on the timeline, and that shit won't fly with me.
I'm taking it back.
BerenSTEIN bears. I clearly remember making corny kid-style beer stein jokes about it.
I'm also a Berenstein bears timeline lol
BerenstAin just sounds so wrong.
And, the Monopoly banker had a monocle.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
OMG!
WTF is happening to the timeline?
Of course he had a monocle!
I'm so angry right now, I could go on a drive by fruiting!
I actually saw something online that said we're mixing up the Monopoly banker with the Planter's Peanut Man who has a monocle.
Umm... The planter's peanut guy is a peanut. I can see clearly the monopoly box I played with many a Christmas eve in my head. I doubt it still exists; that was a while ago, but I can see it. I know exactly what it looks like. The guy has a monocle. This is not disputable.
I honestly don't have any idea what this Mandela thing is. I have found a ton of actual rewritten history stuff. I have some of it in my upcoming report. I have found evidence of them saying they have rewritten history, so I know that's a real thing. This whole Mandela thing is either:
I don't know which it is, but honestly, 3 is the most likely after everything I've seen. 1 is possible. 2 is not. There is no way. I remember some of these things so clearly. I played a fair bit of monopoly, and I had that guy on the cover, and he had a fucking monocle. I know it, there is no doubt. I can see it in my head. I didn't even know this was controversial until just now. This is TWO new Mandela's for me in the same day.
AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGH!!!