How can we be sure this is Segal? I mean it DOES come from Clown News Network, so there's that.... And the last time I saw Segal in an interview, it looked like he had been hitting way too many Krispy Kreme Donuts.
Whatever movie it was I can guarantee you he was working some remedial job with "a past he can't escape" and he'll eventually gouge someone's eyes out with his thumbs and they'll realize he's ex navy general marine seal trooper with a masters in kicking ass while pony tailed.
Steven Segal is coming for Sean Penn.
Wait what? Is this a shit post? I can't tell anymore.
I'm waiting for Chuck Norris to show up with a BB gun, then the Russkies would be scared.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was exposed to Covid-19. Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.
(Love these jokes! LOL)
When Chuck Norris does pushups, the earth moves
He doesn't need a gun. He could strangle someone with a cordless phone
Im still waiting for Dolph Lundgren to show up.
Hehe he's too smart for that shit🐸
My stuff feels a little tight...ah,..is there a bigger size?
I would only be mildly surprised if this were true.
How can we be sure this is Segal? I mean it DOES come from Clown News Network, so there's that.... And the last time I saw Segal in an interview, it looked like he had been hitting way too many Krispy Kreme Donuts.
Whatever movie it was I can guarantee you he was working some remedial job with "a past he can't escape" and he'll eventually gouge someone's eyes out with his thumbs and they'll realize he's ex navy general marine seal trooper with a masters in kicking ass while pony tailed.
That like every 80's action movie. And I loved it.
The name of the movie is called real life.
This has got to be a pic from one of his old movies. Or photoshopped. It looks fake as hell.
Who was the actor in the photo that Russian media trolled MSM with last week?
Actors gonna act.
Great Destiny Man
Definitely does all his own stunts.
Seagal has dropped a bit of weight.
He's no longer the whale who fights seals in the Arctic.
Ref: Family Guy
Segal has joined the fight!!