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DonGiovanni 31 points ago +31 / -0

Hah, and they call us science deniers!

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blacksmith21 9 points ago +9 / -0

Best comment of the day. Top kek.

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RedMower 7 points ago +7 / -0

+10

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ChronicMetamorphosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed. Here's is u/blacksmith21's reward:

🥇🥇🥇

He's getting more than the Olympians got right now.

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Kekshot 6 points ago +6 / -0

I still vote for dropping Stacy Abrams on Beijing from orbit as a non-nuclear weapon of mass destruction

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WeAreThePlan 2 points ago +2 / -0

She keeps getting mentioned on this board as a weapon of mass destruction, and is waddling around in fear.

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1sketchyv 1 point ago +2 / -1

Blob of God

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DoMagnum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Divide number by two. Film and broadcast newest tik-tok dances.

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Datadude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey Robear, You learn then fancy rope tricks on your laffitte skiff or did Boudreaux and Thibodeaux teach them to you? Where you at in the big soggy? I was born in Terrebonne.

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Kaizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

This needs to be printed and distributed to the filth in government as we ask them for a weight-in.

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Retaining_H2O 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just drop them all from 5'-0" height.

If it doesn't work... and they dangle and choke for 20-minutes or so... bring them up and drop them from 6'-0" this time. Rinse and repeat until it works.

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Gato925 3 points ago +3 / -0

It'll take 20ft for me! My neck is screwed together with a titanium plate! Double discectomy with fusion! Bwahahaha! Hanging from the end of a rope, I'd be saying, "again! It didn't work!"

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FEARNOT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Add 10' to the chart, for fun. I would rather see them pushed out of an airplane to give them time to think about what they did.

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nervecellguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about the biblical millstone around their necks and tossing them in the sea? Feet in cement optional.

Whichever method is chosen, hope it's Pay Per View - might as well raise money for a good cause.

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HighCountryAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Killary too; 5 feet.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

10' drop for all pedos! Hangings have gone awry due to violating this principle.

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369Q 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time I see Milley I think of the typical American ignorant general who always cuts in “Mr President..”

“We have to nuke them”

Made up Wars. And the only one who loves it are those who have ties to the military industrial complex.

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Binome169 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re using rope mate.....

It will be wire.....!

WWG1WGA

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ITOLDYOUSO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just to be safe we will still be using the chopper method, correct?

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go for 10 feet and watch his head pop off.

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blacksmith21 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm going to print this for my wallet as a handy dandy reference guide.

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ChronicMetamorphosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whats the source? Just curious.

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Magpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.loc.gov/collections/military-legal-resources/?q=pdf/AR_633-15_4-7-1959.pdf

Library of Congress "Procedure for Military Executions"