This has to be comms... A Wild Turkey Is Attacking People in D.C. Multiple Agencies Are in Pursuit??
(www.wsj.com)
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Ok, I agree with OP. All of these random wild animals roaming around in a heavily urbanized city HAVE to be freaking comms. Between this and the fox, SOMETHING is going on.
Ive seen pheasant, grouse, raccoons and coyotes in downtown Detroit near Ford Field and Comerica Park. So it isnt beyond reason.
But I am also of the opinion it is comms.
.....Ok the first three are all reasonable. Birds and Racoons are not that out of place in an urban center, but I have to ask. Coyotes? In Detroit? Seriously? Sure it wasn't just some mangy starving stray dog?
Definitely a coyote. Ive shot 25 or 30 of them in my lifetime at least. Fifteen bucks a pelt and keeps the little dogs, the chickens, the roaster rabbits and the barn cats safe.
Huh, learn something new everyday. Detroit has canine and human scavengers.
Can anyone get that magnificent bird a pair of razor fighting spurs for his feet?
Like the fox story a few weeks ago...
Wild Turkey is a good bourbon imo
I'm in the third generation raised on Wild Turkey and red meat, and as long as they don't go woke, I'll keep going for as long as my body allows. That thing puts some hair in your chest.
He heard them talking plans for Thanksgiving...now he's out seeking his vengeance..
u/#kek
Going for the pre-emptive strike! Or conceivably ... he's going all Iñigo Montoya on us.
Have any of these people ever seen a kicker punt a football?
Works the same way with wild turkeys.
COMM TRANSLATION: A CIA agent is going rouge
Well, he's not actually turning red (rouge), he's going rogue. 😉
whoops
someone who was pardoned and in hiding is spilling the beans. deep state is trying to find and silence.
Or maybe it’s code to bring whiskey to the next deep throat cocaine petting party.
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We have an annual turkey that comes out once a year to attack traffic at an intersection in TN. I think it has to do with mating season and shiny chrome bumpers. Sees reflection, attacks rival. People try to shoo it away, they get chased, too.
Wasn't a fox doing that just a couple weeks ago? How bizarre is this timeline we're in?
"Attention all units, approach with caution"...lol