"No...............I'd eat a blobfish if forced.
Workers in Chyna eat blobfish and blubber all the time.
You'd blubber too if you had to eat a fish that looked like that."
Chairman Meow
The woefully sad face of the Blob fish, which looks to me to be a fish-human hybrid creature crafted in an underground lab facility such as in Dulce New Mexico or similar. These Deep-State-Funded scientists are splicing and dicing as they attempt to make a human-like creature which can survive underwater. The fish seems to possess the ability to understand its predictament and is in a state of hideous realization that it is a human brain inside a low level fish.
"Psychrolutes microporos is a whitish colour and is flattened laterally, with a wide mouth.[4] Blobfish which are pulled up from the depths too quickly suffer severe tissue damage because of the drastic drop in pressure, and morph into an unsightly gelatinous mass (hence the name "blobfish") with a prominent proboscis. Blobfish in their natural deep-sea habitat have a completely different appearance, recognizably piscine, compact, and with no proboscis. Blobfish can support extremely high pressures in the deep ocean, when compared to pressures closer to the surface of the ocean.[5]"
I want to issue a heartfelt retraction and apology to any blob fish I may have offended.
Who knew blob fish had their own union?
Hey now! This is rather insulting to blobfish.
Yeah!
"No...............I'd eat a blobfish if forced. Workers in Chyna eat blobfish and blubber all the time. You'd blubber too if you had to eat a fish that looked like that."
Chairman Meow
So... you're saying you WOULDN'T eat Maxine Waters if forced?
It brings a furball to my throat just....gaaak!.....just thinking about it. ____ Chairman Meow
This post is anti-semitic. I'm contacting the ADL
The woefully sad face of the Blob fish, which looks to me to be a fish-human hybrid creature crafted in an underground lab facility such as in Dulce New Mexico or similar. These Deep-State-Funded scientists are splicing and dicing as they attempt to make a human-like creature which can survive underwater. The fish seems to possess the ability to understand its predictament and is in a state of hideous realization that it is a human brain inside a low level fish.
What a horror.
She has a bad smell under her nose, form eating some blobfish fricasse?
Add a daughter fish making millions
Carp per diem?
🤣
Poor fishie:
"Psychrolutes microporos is a whitish colour and is flattened laterally, with a wide mouth.[4] Blobfish which are pulled up from the depths too quickly suffer severe tissue damage because of the drastic drop in pressure, and morph into an unsightly gelatinous mass (hence the name "blobfish") with a prominent proboscis. Blobfish in their natural deep-sea habitat have a completely different appearance, recognizably piscine, compact, and with no proboscis. Blobfish can support extremely high pressures in the deep ocean, when compared to pressures closer to the surface of the ocean.[5]"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychrolutes_microporos
This is her twin sister: https://i.redd.it/t4mpoyo431e31.jpg