Went in to my Cardioligist appointment today. When I checked in I was given a mask and told the girl I only wear them under my chin. She chuckled and said she understood. When I was taken into the examination room, the assistant said I need to put my mask over my nose. I said I don’t wear it there and if they didn’t like it they can kick me out. He nodded and pointed to the door. When I was in four months ago, there wasn’t this issue.
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You miss the entire point.
Wear your mask on top of your head.
When they object... tell them that you "self identify as a dolphin".
If men can self-identify as women... then you can self identify as a dolphin with a blow-hole on top of your head. :>)
If they try to get you to wear a mask over both your blow-hole and your face... inform them that, as a dolphin, you don't breathe through your nose or mouth.
I like this. Mock them into oblivion, then leave.
I wore it over my eyes at a car dealer. It was a fabric black one, so pretty see thru. I just walked around, looking at cars in their showroom like absolutely nothing was abnormal. It was fun watching them squirm but they were afraid to say anything. No sale, LOL.
You and I should hang out. Eventually the police would come and take us away, but there would be a lot of fun to be had.
My wife used to get so pissed when I would put my gator only over my eyes.
I like asking normies how many dead bodies did you have to drive around on your way to work. I tell them I wish I still had my lifted 4X4 to get over them all.
If you lived in Chicago about 30 or 40 every weekend
Lol same here. It would be fun!
It’s hard when family agrees with you in theory but in practice, they’re mortified. They get so mad/embarrassed when we’re out and I say things loudly like “look at the commie mask!!!!” “Fukkin commie masks!” Etc. It’s hilarious there aren’t more bodies. They were dropping like flies in Chyna, weren’t they? Wink wink.
Glad we don’t have to wear them in Florida for the most part but you still see a lot, especially medical offices.
lol
OMG...I would have loved to have seen that.🤣🤣🤣
Updoot for originality.
Flippin Brilliant!
:D https://youtu.be/UccklcLIhGE