A new low for pride month.
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I read through the comments, and Postmates is getting their little "yas queen!" comments here and there... but mostly it's people saying WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Best part was a marketing professional explaining how postmates (a food delivery service) has effectively tied their brand to the image of post coital explosive diarrhea, and that they people who are unimpressed by the ad campaign (conservatives) outspend the people who approve of it (degenerates) by a ratio of 30:1.
AND IT'S ONLY JUNE 9TH!
PRIDE has officially turned me away from the whole lot. I used to take a libertarian viewpoint. That was a big mistake.
That is NASTY.
This is just so disgusting and immoral and disappointing. How low can we go? I think we may have about hit bottom.
Note: Did you catch what they are recommending that you eat?
They recommend eating lots of Sushi and fish. For those that don't know, raw fish in Sushi and improperly cooked fish is full of parasites. If you have parasites, they'll be throughout your digestive tract and your rectum will have them inside.
Sounds a lot like the conspiracy theory of The Parasite Pill, doesn't it? (If you haven't read it, the gist is this :
If you have intestinal parasites, the parasites want to spread as fast as they can between people to increase their numbers. Anal sex is the fastest way. Thus they overtake the brains of the people that accidentally acquire them and turn them into people who lust after backdoor sex.
According to some reports, some homosexual men have stopped being gay after being properly treated for parasites. Watch this video for one person's story on how he took Turpentine to kill his parasites and then no longer was gay:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mG7DbMQ_gM&t=1s
The Parasite Pill story is much deeper than that. Here is a link to it: https://archive.org/details/parasite_202107/mode/2up
Thanks for supplying this information with links.
Is this so you don’t shit all over that dude dick???
No just eat something different so your stuff doesn't taste like shit.
Oh it's definitely about preventing shit-on-dick syndrome...
I don't get it?
They are telling sodomites what to eat so they get less shit on everything. I don't feel anything prideful when I see this shit and these sickos should definitely feel shame for creating this garbage.
Rarely do I not even want to explain something at all. But I can't do it.
THIS MIGHT HELP:
Besides the explanations already given, take a look at the illustrations of the food.
Peaches (butt cheeks), Peaches with white thongs or jock straps on, a taco (metaphor for a woman's genitals), an eggplant that wears leather bondage straps with studs, and cupcakes with swirls of neon-colored frosting and sprinkles (LGBTQ purple-haired people?).
The unctuously gay voice suggests avoiding foods that are greasy and cause loose bowel movements and farting so that if you are wanting a 'good experience' with butt sex, these foods might be less than ideal.
"There's no right or wrong way to 'bottom', but if you are planning on getting 'peachy' this 'pride', the bottom friendly menu on Postmates has the kinds of food that could keep you feeling 'good'. "
ugh grossss. leave it to the left to sexualize fruit... beyond ridiculous
The old sweetcorn under the helmet problem <barf>
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Sickening.
I hope the thread comments are good flaming troll keks, but I don't want to take the chance to go see.