Putin Has Aide Retrieve His Poop and Carry It Around to Prevent Enemies From Discovering Health Problems (I shit you not...howls...sorry I couldn't resist....)
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Absolutely...Putin is a very intelligent man...He Knows Exactly what's at stake..
Maybe to prevent cloning? The first reason is usually the cover.
Poop reveals not only his DNA but medical status, drugs being taken, medical prognosis, his habitual foods...
Remember when Hillary as SOS asked for DNA samples of all the world leaders? (Sorry I don't call the source for that.)
That is the big reason the Covid tests were done-to collect DNA
Remember the CDC tweet where they even admitted that your tests were sent to DNA labs for genomic testing?
that's why they wanted the rectal tests, to "detect" the "virus"
Parasites
Exactly, if your enemies know what medications you take then they may be able to swap the pills upstream of your security sweeps..the past few years have shown how little we know about what is in the pills prescribed to us. Furthermore Phamacunts just scoop pills out of a bin or bottle supplied to them by someone else. Imagine the difficulty of ensuring your pills are not counterfeit!