Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile
(babylonbee.com)
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u/#gottem
I don't know if China has that technology, but you can bet your ass Russia does!
Bringing the "sauce"...lol
FJ-42 missile (fútèjiā jiǔ 42) https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english-chinese/vodka; copied from the Russian социопат муда́к-17 (sociopathetic asshole 17) [SO-shio-pat moo-DAK]; Specially designed by MIL design bureau for small private jets favored by WEF attendees...KEK!
The new hyperglycemic missiles?
Indeed they do. They're called Russians.
all this time I thought pelousi WAS a vodka seeking missile.
Pelousi! Love it
They can use normal radar/sonar because they know when she's drunk, she'll just LIDAR and take it.
u/#shaqwalks
That gave me a chuckle! Look out for Mexico’s tequila torpedoes. I hear they will knock you off your arse.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!
Why is tequilla so much stronger than other shots? It's the same alcohol % . I never understood it
Kek - someone told me once it has something to do with a worm. Other than that, your guess is as good as mine!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Yessss the drunken missile !!! Smell eating pie butt hole missile the drunken missile
Lol! She won't be able to walk down the street. I bet they can sniff out the fumes from space.
The link wasn't working for me, but this worked: https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-cancels-taiwan-trip-over-fears-of-chinas-newly-developed-vodka-seeking-missile
I had to find out what was going on with this vital current events topic. Inquiring minds want to know. Also, extra points for "Possible Shitpost."
Definite outhouse post!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I think she fell in instead