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posted ago by FuckNewsom ago by FuckNewsom +360 / -0

Q drop 2262 dated Sept 21, 2018 says...

"MUSIC IS ABOUT TO STOP. 202-456-1414"

  1. The phone number is for the White House South Lawn.

  2. Elton John is set to perform MUSIC on the White House South Lawn this Friday, Sept 23.

  3. Elton John's current tour is called "Farewell Yellow Brick Road".

  4. Yellow Brick Road is the biggest child trafficking route out of China, to all over the world.

Note: I'm not taking credit for putting this together, I saw it on IG this morning, and just mentioning it here.

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Uncle_Fester 47 points ago +47 / -0

Hmmm. What does this sound like? Kidnapping? Slavery?

When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land? I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to my old man You know you can't hold me forever I didn't sign up with you I'm not a present for your friends to open This boy's too young to be singin' the blues

Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Ah-ah-ah, ah

So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm goin' back to my plough Back to the howlin' old owl in the woods Huntin' the horny-back toad Oh, I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road

Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Ah-ah-ah, ah

What do you think you'll do, then? I bet they'll shoot down the plane It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics To set you on your feet again Maybe you'll get a replacement There's plenty like me to be found Mongrels who ain't got a penny Sniffin' for tidbits like you on the ground

Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Ah-ah-ah, ah

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FuckNewsom [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Wow! You’re right, it certainly does.

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CQVFEFE 12 points ago +12 / -0

So those are the words I've been hearing since 7th grade! Thanks anon

Elton must be one of the hardest singers to understand

I always thought it was "sniffin' for tidbits I THREW on the ground"

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PhDinNY 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Goodbye yellow brick road" is all I've ever heard in the entire song :)

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rottn 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂 me too!

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Goodbye yellow brick road" is all I've ever heard in the entire song :)

Right - and there's a "So" in front of there too that I was able to pick out

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HelloDolly 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was "sniffin' for tickets like you on the ground"

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peterbeater 7 points ago +7 / -0

Barf.

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blacksmith21 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I'm not a present for your friends to open".... I guess the title of "Sir" in the UK is like getting a President's Medal or whatever Hussein/Xiden have handed out to the pedos.

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Dashmoomoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you survive..

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, now that you mention it.