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I’m scared Bubbles. Gas is crazy here in Cali! Stores are having supply issues, with inflation being so high. But for the 1st time in my life here in Cali besides having nightmares about choking out NewScum, but he just won’t expire, I’m scarred bro. And what I’m afraid of is… what if… ohh man I’m shaking right now just thinking about this. What if…. Crap this is soooo stressful to even type! Bubbles, what if the stores and even the theater runs out of…….out of Popcorn!?!? WTF is an Anon to do without Popcorn?! Im cool with standing under a dropping nuke because it’ll be quick. But F-ing no popcorn?!? That’s like skinning a frog for its legs man! Pure slow death torture!
Makes me scared bro! Scared to be without those little crunchy, salty, buttery popped kernels pressed into my mouth by the handful! Can we still keep winning without popcorn?! Has anyone done a dig on that Bubbles?! Okay deep breaths. I still have some here for now. Okay I gotta buy out all the popcorn tomorrow! That’s the plan. Hoard it for the wins! Oh and toilet paper. :) :) :)
Never fear Brent I can send you some from Texas! 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Hahahaha! Thank you! I was having too much fun with Bubbles on that one haha.
All of us had a yuge kek!
Worst case scenario, buy fresh corn in bulk, take off the husks and hang them in your garage on a clothesline. A few days later they'll be dry, you slice the dried corn off with a sharp knife, split it up then pop it stovetop
Bonus, use the husks for tamales. A 5 pound bag of corn meal, a tub of veegtable fat, and a big pork shoulder. Enough food for a week if you make enough. Just look up a recipe and practice til they're good
Take a deep breath.
Now go to the grocery store.
Step away from the popcorn aisle.
Go to the aisle that just sells corn. Good old dried corn kernels.
But them all. According to my rough estimates, you will need ... lets see, carry the two .. 17000 metric tons.
You are all set.
Good one, you two.
17 kilokernals of corn being nuked on high under an airburst would produce destruction not seen since the ending of Real Genius. 💥🌽 🏠
STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF KENT.
"Are you prepared if gravity reversed itself?" Lol love that movie🐸
Loved that movie!! Now, the ending is the 💥!
Hilarious!
Hahahaha!
I just watched Red Tubman's popcorn report on local news .... California has more movie theaters per capita than any other state, or country. Theater attendance has been low as crowds have stayed away from woke bullshit, allowing for a prepper-level local inventory buildup, and shelf expiration dates are a few decades away.
Expect liberal tears to supply endless salt for the foreseeable future. Hang in there, patriot.
Haha! Nice! Glad you got my fun.