BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP'S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT LEAKED TO THE PRESS! THE STORM IS HERE, FRENS!!! - The Great Awakening

BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP'S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT LEAKED TO THE PRESS! THE STORM IS HERE, FRENS!!! 🐸 KEKPOST 🐸

posted 2 years ago by LordKekingtonEsquire 2 years ago by LordKekingtonEsquire +34 / -6

Exclusive: Trump's Big Announcement This Week Is That He Bowled A Perfect 300 In Wii Sports

https://babylonbee.com/news/scoop-trumps-big-announcement-this-week-is-that-he-bowled-a-perfect-300-in-wii-sports

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– Iceman80 11 points 2 years ago +11 / -0

NOT FUNNY.

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– Lapstrake 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

It's actually pretty funny.

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– amarQ144 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

really... new grandbaby would be good

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– LordKekingtonEsquire [S] -1 points 2 years ago +3 / -4

You're right. It's not simply funny. It's absolutely hilarious!

Everyone is so worked up over tomorrow, so why not inject a little humor into the situation to bring us all back down to Earth?

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– DocWood45 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

This should have the "Shitpost" label, not Kek.

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– LordKekingtonEsquire [S] 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

There is no shitpost flair anymore. There is only kekpost. And kek I certainly did when I read the article!

u/#topkek

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– spanglevision 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Bowling a 300 in Wii Sports is not easy. Congrats Mr. President!

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– LordKekingtonEsquire [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

That's the spirit!

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– The_Watcher 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Trump's Big Announcement:

The storm is upon us!

Politifact has checked with the National Weather Service and they tell us that it is dry and bright where Trump currently is so their verdict is: "Pants on Fire".

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– Jscholl17 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

If this is the actual announcement, it will be a big letdown. Given that it was from the Babylon Bee, FUNNY with a capital F!!!

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– Mr_A 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

The pic attached to the article is pretty good.

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– sourcesPlease 2 points 2 years ago +3 / -1

😂😂😂😂

I love it that the Bee sees the humor everywhere.

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– HenryBowman1984 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

He’s the GEOTUS...of course he nails 300!

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