Or you could buy a Rolls Royce and hire a driver, tie a long red silk scarf around your neck and the wheels and squeeze yourself to death.
Or you could hire an elephant and a Mahout. Put your head on pebbles made of 24Kgold and have the elephant stand on your head.
Or you could fill a swimming pool to the top with the world's most expensive champagne (Taste of Diamonds - $2.07 million a bottle) tie a couple of millstones made of the finest marble around your neck and jump in.
I know its weird. I had never heard of doorknob suicide until recently, and it seemed suspicious every time. Like celebrities doing it, who were maybe suicidβed
Anthony Bourdain, Height 6'4" committed "suicide" by hanging off a doorknob. How is that possible?
You tie a rope around a door knob, you tie the other end around your neck, and Hillary Clinton's hitman fires two 9mm's in the back of your skull.
See, suicide is easy!
Well you tie a rope around a door knob, and throw the rope over the top of the door and hang on the other side.
Or you could buy a Rolls Royce and hire a driver, tie a long red silk scarf around your neck and the wheels and squeeze yourself to death.
Or you could hire an elephant and a Mahout. Put your head on pebbles made of 24Kgold and have the elephant stand on your head.
Or you could fill a swimming pool to the top with the world's most expensive champagne (Taste of Diamonds - $2.07 million a bottle) tie a couple of millstones made of the finest marble around your neck and jump in.
I know its weird. I had never heard of doorknob suicide until recently, and it seemed suspicious every time. Like celebrities doing it, who were maybe suicidβed
I'd rather have Jack Daniel's.