Conspiracy theorists are an endangered species. It's difficult to be one when even your most far-fetched and cynical theories about the people in charge turn out to be true and even crazier than you could have imagined. We should just admit defeat on this one. The cabal got us when they started monologuing their evil plans to anyone who would listen. It's starting to get harder and harder to find evil things they forgot to brag about. Some of us may be forced to give up and settle for just being people who pay attention to what goes on around them and those who don't immediately forget the last narrative when the new one comes out, noticing how they always contradict each other so cannot both be true. Having a memory of more than 1 week also helps.
I wonder if we should try to adopt a new label. Maybe the "The Non-Amnesiacs" or "Those Who Pay Attention to What Happens Around Them". Granted, none of these roll off the tongue just yet so I'll keep workshopping them.
u/#demolitionman
I self identify as a conspiracy analyst!
Conspiracy Scientist ---- analysis is just part of the job.
I'll "identify" as that.....or how about conspiracy investigator?
Think "Follow the Science".
Who you gonna call?
Seems it's like 6-8 months ahead seriously ! π¬ππΊπΈ
I had 9 years ahead
π€£π€£π€£ Conspiracies... invented by Clowns in America aimed for amateurs and Normies who can't think for themselves...
I'm more of a "Somethings not adding up or right about this concept." theorist. WWG1WGA
The CGI on this is NASA gradeπ
Can you hear me, Major Kek?
Ground Control to Major Kek.
or centuries ahead and lightyears above! :p
Conspiracy theorists are an endangered species. It's difficult to be one when even your most far-fetched and cynical theories about the people in charge turn out to be true and even crazier than you could have imagined. We should just admit defeat on this one. The cabal got us when they started monologuing their evil plans to anyone who would listen. It's starting to get harder and harder to find evil things they forgot to brag about. Some of us may be forced to give up and settle for just being people who pay attention to what goes on around them and those who don't immediately forget the last narrative when the new one comes out, noticing how they always contradict each other so cannot both be true. Having a memory of more than 1 week also helps.
I wonder if we should try to adopt a new label. Maybe the "The Non-Amnesiacs" or "Those Who Pay Attention to What Happens Around Them". Granted, none of these roll off the tongue just yet so I'll keep workshopping them.
Master Noticer
Noticion Magician
Nata Normie
I heard about covid backing 2011 and the vaccine. Lol. It wasnt called covid. But they described exactly what was going to happen.
I'm a conspiracy investigator.
Pepe in a spacesuit is pretty cool.
We're conspiracy analysts.