Going to visit my woke family, looking for suggestions for what wokesters like to do.
🗣️ DISCUSSION 💬
So far I have:
1.Get booster shots and have a cardiac event
2.Look up local sex offenders and vote for them
3.It's women's history month. We could dress up in a vagina costume with dildo shoulder pads and "smash the fash"
4.We could groom my underage nephew to get on hormone blockers and cut his dick off.
Any other suggestions would be great. I really want to have a time to remember.
A. Take Plant Based Meats....
B. Take ""Celebrity Meats""....
C. Take a BLM Flag and just Nail it on their Porch, don't ask permission....
D. Take Pictures of Prominent Communists and Criminals like Karl Marx, Stalin Lenin, Pol Pot, Nelson Mandela, El Che, MLK, Hugo Chavez, Mao, etc., and replace Family pictures with them, again, Don't ask....
E. Take an Assortment of Dildos, All Sizes, all Colors, just hand them out to everyone....
F. Take ""Pussy hats"", hand them out....
G. Dye your hair One side Yellow and the other Blue, Not Blond, Actual Yellow....
H. Cut your Facial Hair to look like the ZigZag Rolling Paper Guy....
I. Take Crystals and Super Glue, access their Cars and Glue them to the Middle of the Steering Wheels....
J. Take lots of Adult Diapers, hand them out....
K. Shit on their Sidewalk, if they complain, them them it's a ""San Francisco Treat""....
L. Take PETA, Biden, Bernie, stickers, put them on all the cars....
M. Order Vegan, Glucose/Lactose free Pizzas, then liberally add White sugar before giving it out....
N. Take ""FURRIES Costumes"", hand them out to everyone....
O. Take Post It Notes, and stick them to everything ""Petroleum Based"", with those words on them....
P. Scoff at everything that is not ""Electric or Battery Powered""....
Q. Regardless of the complaint, always retort with ""That's Capitalism or That's what a Capitalist would say""....
Enjoy the show....
Its a San Francisco treat made me spew!!
Same here...someone remembers the old Rice-a-Roni commercials.
And wear a mask while doing all of the above..
I laughed hard at these, especially D, I, and O.
You could have a career writing for sitcoms.
speaking of sitcoms...have been looking for some old ones for my grandson to watch, so if anyone has any suggestions. think Cheers might be fun since Woody is in the news;)
Last Man Standing
thanks! he really likes Tim A., so that will be a good one.
Keep in mind television is programming. Yes even those old ones were a form of programming of the masses. Project MK Ultra. Those card games mentioned above may help your Grandson with those critical thinking skills many youth of today are missing. Or gardening is great hobby, we are soon going to need to be growing our own food...
i agree/remember the old shows & definitely have to be careful with them too. we don't watch a lot of TV, but live on an acreage no neighbor kids/and inside a lot this winter, so need some variety. also think it helps to paint a picture of a time; was easier to explain the 50s-60s after he watched a few episodes of the Dick Vandyke show. I remember loving Bewitched as a kid, but too much 'magic' to watch now.
Fun! Woody was great in Cheers. Also, Rules of Engagement and Friends were fun. And King of the Hill, Last Man Standing, and According to Jim.
SOAP, Season 1, maybe 2....
SOAP is the show that taught me what 'gay' meant, my poor midwestern mom had to explain all the drama to me😸 i do remember it being funny though.
That 70s Show.
Dumbass
ThanQ, that's a high Energy complement....
Haha, literally just listing the news!