Website Optimization Scheduled
👷 Construction Ahead 👷
We will be running a script this afternoon to free up server resources. This will remove notes and purge all names from the ban list. Please keep in mind this does not restore deleted accounts. The oldest account bans should be the first lifted. This is the first time running the script so we have no estimate on how long this will take. Thank you for your patience.
I got more bad news. We ran out of space for the CSS, and starting tomorrow we will have to get rid of pepe avatars. We will do it in alphabetical order or the order in which pepes were given.
Yeah, the GIFs are going to have to go as well. We can no longer afford the overhead costs of hosting those files on the site. We will soon be deploying GIFS 2.0 for The Great Awakening. We will be setting up each GIF as a Non-Fungible Token (NFT). Each use of any GIF in a thread will be charged to an Anon's Great Awakening wallet. This will make it possible to finally pay for the overhead hosting fees for each GIF.
All of that really blows and is ghey.
But whatevs, understandable....
u/#pratt
Thank you, they totally had me going. 🤣🤣
u/#topkek
What is already today at certain parts of the planet? :p
u/#gottem
I just saw this, and you had me going at the optimization script, but banned accounts? Usually a reason for those, and then the pepe avatars? Hey wait a minute, it's April isn't it?
Good one guys.
The real hint wasn't unbanning everyone that was banned which would create a massive nightmare of non-handshake trolls for mods and users to figure out, introducing a ton of sleepers into the mix.
It was taking away our Pepes.
They would never!
Yeah I was getting bummed out over the Pepe’s. I was like What? Glad I read down the page of posts (most of the time anyway).
Then it’s a good April Fools I guess?
NFTs..
Oh, I think I've been had!..
Haha you has me worried until you mentioned NFTs and I remembered what day it is!
I assume that the script will also bring you into compliance with the letter that you received from the FBI, which demanded that you post each user's e-mail and IP address next to their username, right?
lol ran out of space for CSS and tiny avatars