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“We’re getting a new marketing campaign up and running,” says Anheuser,” we’re considering asking Kid Rock to come aboard if he can forgive our misguided past.”
Kid Rock’s spokesman, Art Tubolls, said Kid is more than eager to entertain the notion if the price is right. God Bless America.
...was GTFO. Kid Rock would NEVER agree to this. His loyalty lies with his fans and America. Not one doubt in my mind that he would ever and I mean ever sell out America or his fans.
Ahahahaha! No coming back from this one for a while, if at all. Nike really should've gone down after the satanic rapper shoes, but Miss Dylan's sponsorship might be just what's needed to seal their fate. Good riddance!
I just did a quick search, and this is incorrect. They are actually standing by their connection to him, saying that they occasionally do make custom cans for influencers. They downplayed the significance of it. They are apparently standing by their decision to alienate their entire base.
That doesn’t matter, according to the vibe across the internet. If you’re a real American who loves guns and God and thinks Kid Rock is cool even though he writes shitty music, you’re probably in the process of switching beers. Michelob light is a great alternative, as is Natural Light.
Both Michelob and Natty Light are also owned by InBev.
Let me help with that correction: "Bud Light Sales have STOPPED drastically."
Hopefully this will really happen but that is a satire site.
On their About Us page:
Dunning-Kruger-Times.com is a subsidiary of the “America’s Last Line of Defense” network of parody, satire, and tomfoolery, or as Snopes called it before they lost their war on satire: Junk News
Thank you for clarifying this! My first reaction to...
“We’re getting a new marketing campaign up and running,” says Anheuser,” we’re considering asking Kid Rock to come aboard if he can forgive our misguided past.”
Kid Rock’s spokesman, Art Tubolls, said Kid is more than eager to entertain the notion if the price is right. God Bless America.
...was GTFO. Kid Rock would NEVER agree to this. His loyalty lies with his fans and America. Not one doubt in my mind that he would ever and I mean ever sell out America or his fans.
altzheimers bush was sold to the belgians a few years ago, how did augustus anheiser fire a marketing team for a company he doesnt own?
Also he's dead
well, now we know he votes democrat...
I wanted it to be true, but it seems this story might be false.
❤️ Kid Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmegioJH434
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Go woke go you know.... Man they must be pissed! Everyone in management is either pissed or fired, that is.
"Bud Light"
The most littered beer trash in Florida.
True. ~{°¡°}~
They had a good campaign going recently with the king and mead hall theme…. now this, wtf
Ahahahaha! No coming back from this one for a while, if at all. Nike really should've gone down after the satanic rapper shoes, but Miss Dylan's sponsorship might be just what's needed to seal their fate. Good riddance!
You spelled Zima wrong.
Anheuser Busch and Gillette must have the same marketing firm and targeting the soy
Ghey and fake
The beer?
I just did a quick search, and this is incorrect. They are actually standing by their connection to him, saying that they occasionally do make custom cans for influencers. They downplayed the significance of it. They are apparently standing by their decision to alienate their entire base.
Hahaha. Too late now. What a stupid ass mistake.
Another "telling line" from the parody site:
Both Michelob and Natty Light are also owned by InBev.
“Worst mistake in Bud Light History” was selling Anheuser to a German company!
Belgian.
This is why employers used to try to keep politics out of the workplace, school, etc... Many will go broke and who cares.
Brewed by Transheuser Butch.
Good one.