Maybelline, Get Ready To Nose Dive!
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This is not a shitpost. I went and checked. Maybelline is actually partnering with Dylan. The company must really desire to go bankrupt.
Damn it all to hell, I've used their mascara since I was 13. Now I have to find another brand.
The thing about being a compromised company is that the cabal will force you to do things that make no sense to the financial well being of your company - and you will go along with it. Sad chapter in our history.
My solution:
My guess is that the reason why the DS/satanic cabal make you do things that don’t make sense financially is because somebody probably made a Faustian deal for riches, fame, etc. somewhere along the way and if the riches/fame can be granted, it can be taken away. That doesn’t mean every financially successful or famous company/person has made such a deal but those that exploit things such as vanity, alcohol, promiscuity, etc. probably did. IMO
Big businesses are incredibly, horribly inefficient. They waste like crazy. What's more, they can't even stand on their own. They're hopelessly dependant on artificially cheap loans, tax breaks, impenetrable red tape for smaller competitors, third world immigration to keep wages down, and other forms of government largesse. They are far more dependant on the government than they are on sales.
Exactly this 👆 Whether it's government or companies, there are serious consequences if they don't do what the cabal tells them.
They sold their souls out to satan. Now satan is telling them to pay up.
You know. I think you are exactly right about selling their souls to Satan.
Amen to all that. Why KJV? It's very hard to read. I use "The Message" and then cross reference. It's read so much better.
Other translations have been perverted see New Age Bible Translations and Examples of perversions
Maybe she's born with it
Maybe it's a ding a ling
Maybe he's born with it Maybe it's Gaybelline
Low hanging fruit, I know.
Lmaooooo
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Maybe he's born with it Maybe it's Gaybelline*
This is too funny.
She?
I thought about it, but the joke sounded better with she lol
Kek
Kek of the day!
This should make some quality memes if they partner with him
Maybelline saw all those drag wierdos with excessive makeup and saw dollar signs
Trowel sales are way up.
Awakenings needs to give us a heads up on woke companies so we can short them en mass
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the belly laugh, that was great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Paint rollers, bondo...........lotsa sales!!
GIRLS just dont have mouths that WIDE. Think Julia Roberts. Maybe Maybelline was hoping to get a lot more coverage. Literally!
Cher. I am convinced that the reason homos love her so much is because she was to first man to convince everyone it was a women. The great dupe!
It really stands out and looks weird.
The few items I buy from Maybelline are not happening anymore.
What idiotic man would want to pay the prices of makeup is beyond me?
I hate putting it on everyday. I always envied men who never had to deal with it. And don't get me started on bras and periods.
I figured if people don't like the way I look, they can look elsewhere. I never was drawn to the makeup thing; possibly because my Mother never did. I think she used lipstick once in a blue moon but that was it. I tried some makeup long ago. It looked nice. Then I realized that it was a neverending cycle to cover the real me up and I abandoned the effort. 🤷
I use a small amount. My skin us very pale and people would think I am sick if i don't use a little color.
Maybe she's born with a dick. Maybe it's Gaybelline.
This is great. Start shorting all companies that are “woke” lol
They said bud lite went down 17 percent while coors and miller up 17 percent...it's a movie
Pretty soon we will all be only buying locally made products, or not using them at all. Boycott Maybelline!
I guess they aren't lying. They are raising awareness about mental health.
Maybe it's Maybe...lying
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I'm shocked this weirdo hasn't chosen a very feminine female name. Wonder if he was born with the name Dylan.
Did they miss what happened to Ulta when Ulta brought this clown on board?
I'm gonna need to pay attench and short these companies right meow
🤮 Not a winning move.
Maybe "she's" born with it. Maybe it's mental illness
ONLY one (1) AND only 1 sentence:
"SEE YA, PINHEADS"!!! "Don't get a nosebleed on the way down!!!"
Love it!!!
Maybelline, keeping you guessing on if it's a woman or just their make up since 1991.
They're not companies, they're arms of the state.
I love it! Another sleaze company to go down in flames.