"Client survived with major injuries." I'd say that is an understatement worthy of the British. But I still don't know what "an estimated Valley attorney" is. Estimated? Maybe they meant "esteemed"?
“It was the best of times, IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES! You stupid monkey!”
What we are actually seeing is the use of a team of monkeys being used to replace the writers guild. They are starting them off with scripting narratives for the Darwin awards for the irony of it.
The writers strike has a real opportunity cost, especially for those topical late-night show writers: terms like "anal rail gun" don't hit the news every day.
Totally squandered, at least until Mr. Pelosi resurfaces.
I did an MRI. Other than the fact that those things are loud,, and yes I had earplugs, the doctors check to see if you have any metal that might interfere with the machine. In fact, they check, double check, and triple check to the point that they resort to using the wands like those used at the airport. Either somebody screwed up at the medical end or some bonehead thought it would make a great practical joke to bring a butt plug into an MRI.
We don't know how old the case is, and depending on how blue your area is, this may have been incorporated into the prep procedure for the self-protection of the practice.
I have enough friends and relatives in the medical field to have heard of the idiots that try to get stuff into the scan images for likes. The depravity is real.
Poor moron was dumb enough to believe that silicon on its own is stiff enough to go in straight, obviously has never thought about the possible construction difference between silicone molds and spatulas, and never thought that the 100% refers to the part coming into contact with skin. Probably California though, so he'll win
That's not the chest cavity. That's intra abdominal,under the liver
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who looked at that and felt the need to point it out! Dude doesn't know his anatomy or how to spell "esteemed."
Thank you. Didn't look like crotch or chest to me.
"Client survived with major injuries." I'd say that is an understatement worthy of the British. But I still don't know what "an estimated Valley attorney" is. Estimated? Maybe they meant "esteemed"?
Estimated makes more cents here...
How many doll hairs will it take to retain them?
“It was the best of times, IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES! You stupid monkey!”
What we are actually seeing is the use of a team of monkeys being used to replace the writers guild. They are starting them off with scripting narratives for the Darwin awards for the irony of it.
Best laugh I've had this morning, thanks.
The writers strike has a real opportunity cost, especially for those topical late-night show writers: terms like "anal rail gun" don't hit the news every day.
Totally squandered, at least until Mr. Pelosi resurfaces.
This is a metaphor or what the MSM is doing to itself currently.
"Anal rail gun".... I'm gonna have to use that in casual conversation sometime.
I did an MRI. Other than the fact that those things are loud,, and yes I had earplugs, the doctors check to see if you have any metal that might interfere with the machine. In fact, they check, double check, and triple check to the point that they resort to using the wands like those used at the airport. Either somebody screwed up at the medical end or some bonehead thought it would make a great practical joke to bring a butt plug into an MRI.
They only asked me once and no wand. Who wears a butt plug to a scan though, only perverts.
Who the fuck just walks around with a butt plug?
We don't know how old the case is, and depending on how blue your area is, this may have been incorporated into the prep procedure for the self-protection of the practice.
I have enough friends and relatives in the medical field to have heard of the idiots that try to get stuff into the scan images for likes. The depravity is real.
If it had actually reached the speed of sound, it would have blown the clients lungs out.
hmmm a faggot moab
100% change it's a demnorat.
As hilarious and facepalm-worthy as this is, I do feel bad for the guy, and the lawsuit is warranted.
Poor moron was dumb enough to believe that silicon on its own is stiff enough to go in straight, obviously has never thought about the possible construction difference between silicone molds and spatulas, and never thought that the 100% refers to the part coming into contact with skin. Probably California though, so he'll win
Bunghole Buster!