MAGADONIAN?

I just want to thank God for bringing me through this up to this point, and all my anon friends here who helped me hold the line.

We can all move our tassels now.

All MAGADONIANS are Deplorables, but not all Deplorables are MAGADONIAN.

Or something like that.

And The Donald is our Alexander.

It's known for its massive size and common sense and quick thinking.

It's usually pestered by the carrion eaters known as Leftasaurs who have an inability to figure out their gender and have distinct rainbow stripes on constant display. Like most creatures in the animal kingdom bright colors indicate "toxic" or "venomous" creatures and Leftasaurs are no exception. They are usually "mostly peaceful" and can be drawn out of hiding by drag shows and the need to complain.

The state fish could be the MagaleDon.